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fart spliff

the art of lighting your cigarette or joint by ignited fart gas instead of regular lighter or match.
Butthead : say Beav, I'm bored - let's do a circle jerk.
Beavis : Nah, we did that last night.
Butthead : Okay, than let's do a fart spliff.
Beavis : Alright - I've got a doobie and a lighter and since you just ate a whole pizza with onions, pepperoni and beans, pull your pants down and bend over.
Butthead : duh, are you gonna fuck me ?
Beavis : Naw, I'm gonna light your farts and then light this spliff with the emitting gas.
Butthead : Makes sense. Cool !
by Virgin Suicides April 22, 2017
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cunt splice

a type of rope splice used to join two lines in the rigging of ships. The two ends are side spliced together with a gap between the two parts, forming a short section where the two lines lay side-by-side when taut.
Damn it! My cunt splice came apart.
by hiromasasama May 15, 2009
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spliff rip

Similar to a bong rip, however, sections of tobacco are layered in with the marijuana.
Dude, can you pack a spliff rip for Nathan? He's fiendin'
by Tjizster November 11, 2013
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Spliffed

the feeling you get when you smoke a lot weed + tobacco joints
*smokes three spliffs*
"man i feel spliffed"
by splifmaster420 January 7, 2015
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salibed

the act of getting your paycheck totally screwed up because of the actions or non actions of an individual somewhat in control of your pay.
Man I didn't make enough money this week, I was constantly getting salibed!!
by colombiansausage February 6, 2017
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splief

A joint rolled exclusively with tobacco and kief.

Like a spliff but with kief used instead of bud.
"Does anyone have some bud?"

"Nah, but I got some spliefs rolled up"
by OccupiedGarrett April 22, 2018
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Spliffa

Spliffa is a stoned beast.
by Drunk Fetus March 20, 2019
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