Final Spark

The ultimate ability for the champion Lux from the game League of Legends. Shoots a massive laser in one direction dealing massive damage and making you shit your pants in fear.

"Their Lux has their Final Spark ready don't get hit."

"Demacia!" - Lux

by toucanguppy April 24, 2019

spark a leno

to twist a budd
leno is from the spanish word leño that means wood log and stands here as a slang for buddah

spark a leno when we ride

by Swoopa March 2, 2009

Sarkaria

Belong to the Sardar Jatt caste. Were the highest ranking government officials in the time of Maharaja Ranjit Singh's Raj. As a result have some of the most expensive zamine in Amritsar and Patiala, Punjab.

Last name, Sarkaria

by Patiala November 3, 2010

snarkalicious

Sarcastic. A term used exclusively by the kind of pathetic, trying too hard future soccer mamas to whose "jokes" friends can only respond with a blank stare and vague, twitchy attempt at a smile. Seriously, don't ever, ever use this word. It is strictly douchebags.

"Then the waitress at TGI Friday's was like, 'Do you want a doggy bag?' and I was like, 'No, I just want to throw out the other half of this pork chop!' I mean, seriously! She had it coming."

"Wow, girl. Snarkalicious!"

by Not That Kind of Girl August 30, 2009

Mechanicsburg Spark Plug

Lesser known sexual activity between two women consisting of the connection of the positive and negative terminals of a car battery to the women's respective clitoral piercings, followed by a vigorous scissoring session and resulting in an electrifying, spark-filled experience for both parties.

Lacey and June lit up the room last night, as their Die Hard-enhanced metallic muffs engaged in a Mechanicsburg Spark Plug.

by J.J. Jingleheimerschmidt February 25, 2009

snarkalepsy

(n.) A widely recognized medical condition whereby an individual undergoes periods of pronounced "snarkiness" without realizing he or she has uncorked a big ol' bottle of categorically snide comments and poured his or her friend (possibly even a passer-by) a full measure, brimming over.

The condition is best likened to experiencing a dense mental fog or black out which is often accompanied by a slight tingling sensation (said to come from the subconcious awareness of issuing one's peer a serious verbal beat-down).

Snarkalepsy was first diagnosed in 1858 when, without warning or malice aforethought, Abraham Lincoln called Stephen Douglass a "no good pirate hooker" in the midst of a debate.

Paul: "I was just diagnosed with a pretty bad case of snarkalepsy."

Oprah: "Paul, that's such sad news."

Paul: "Oh, you have opinions? Neat."

Oprah: "Well that was very rude."

Paul: "...I'm sorry, I snarked out for a minute, what happened?"

by Snarky the snark-dog March 9, 2010

spark notes

website that enables many students to pass. It's not cheating, its 'helping'.

"I wouldn't have had a clue what to write in my shakespeare essay if I hadn't used sparknotes!"

by phorks August 29, 2003