Spanking

Spanking is the act of repeatedly applying percussive force to the bard arse of a man. Although the hand alone may be used, the severity of the spankable offense requires the use of additional equipment, examples of which include hairbrushes, paddles, straps, canes, or whips.

To focus the man on the task at hand, and importantly to add humiliation to the punishment, not to mention making it abundantly clear who is in charge of the situation, requirements should be added. Most commonly, these are requirements that certain clothing be worn, such as either a schoolboy (or schoolgirl) uniform, certain types of panties such as bikini briefs or a white jockstrap, or sissy dress, high heels, and make-up. The spankee may also be required to be bound and gagged during the process, as further humiliation as well as to maintain position and keep noise levels down.

The spankee may, post-spanking, be left alone in the room bound and gagged at the woman's pleasure, to reflect on their punishment.

As a matter of course, spankings should always be followed up with a good, hard assfucking with an appropriately sized strap-on dildo.

Spankings are the appropriate result of a variety of infractions, such as ungentlemanly behaviour, use of bad language, talking back, failure to perform household tasks, lateness, coming in drunk, leaving the toilet seat up, flirting with other women, or failure to bring the woman to orgasm.
You didnt take the trash out, and so we're stuck with it for a week... go to your room, and when I come in after you, I want to see the cane, paddle, and dildo laid out, and a naked boy bent over with his cheeks spread. You will not be sitting down for a week, young man!

You spent nearly £100 on beer?! I'm beginning to think you like being punished, as this time you'll be getting a spanking every day for the next two weeks this time!
by Zarathustratosphere April 24, 2011
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1.a spank to sort naughty children out with a hard flat palmed whack across the buttocks

2. a spank to give pleasure during the foreplay of sexual intercourse, due to the womans fetesh or desire of wanting to be punished and be spanked over the behind.
1.daddy spanks naughty child
'oh i wont do it agian i swer' *crying kerry.*

2.daddy spanks mummy
'ive been naughty hit me harder.' *sexual moans from belinda*
by spanky123 May 20, 2007
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Spanking

Repeatedly smacking someone on the butt to cause pain, usually with a flat object
1)for discipline
2)for sexual purposes.
1) If you don't do your chores I will spank you.
2)I have been a naughty girl spank me harder. I need more spanking.
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To beat someone up. This word is said only for a beating that was given barehanded. Does not apply if you used a weapon or even worse, a gun. NYC slang
--They tried to rob that dude James after school on 173rd street so the next day he and his boys went back and spanked those goons that tried to jack him.
by TheBx41 September 17, 2012
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A slightly more classy word for having a wank. Due to its dual connotation can often be misinterpreted for laying down a smack.
Pillips: I sconse anyone who has had a spank today!

Keyworth: What? Giving or receiving?

by Hezbollah1 April 04, 2009
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I just "spanked" your whole team with a rocket!
by Spencer T.B. Nolan April 22, 2008
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1. see masterbation
2. (saying)When a man attempts to excite his penis via vigorously rubbing against something rubbing his penis physically or rubbing/hitting the genitals in an attempt at arrousal or for the purpose of masterbation
3. Often an act done during sex in which the man slaps the ass of his partner often for those hardcore sexos or those who have a fetish(fantasy/turn on) for pain 'n pleasure
Oh ya johnnies sure spanking it now (often done when a man's arrousal is exicited to such a level he can no longer contain the desire to not
by MK March 21, 2005
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