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Spackle Ass

Spackle Ass is the result of many hot, wet farts released over a long period of time without wiping. The person with Spackle Ass may feel as if hot spackle (or glue) has been poured in between the ass cheeks, and is usually very uncomfortable. Spackle Ass also happens while running and farting at the same time, or while holding in a shit for a long period of time. The best remedy for Spackle Ass is a hot shower. If not a shower, then a hot, coarse rag usually helps get rid of the Spackle Ass.
I really need a shower, Peggy. I got a bad case of Spackle Ass while driving up here, and it's starting to burn.
by SweetBill December 28, 2005
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office slackie

Co-worker who wanders the hallway throughout the day, stopping by to interrupt others from their jobs. Oftentimes, the office slackie will strike-up conversations about ambiguous things, typically with no point (see time whore). Also known for walking up on conversations that are in progress, and will proceed to insert himself into the dialogue.

Not to be confused with a door bore, who mainly strikes in the morning.
“Hi honey, what did you do at the office today?”

“Today, I created a spreadsheet to track the number of times John came into my office to talk about nothing. Twelve times today, he such an office slackie.”
by Line Drive May 15, 2007
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spacked

Used to describe stupid or moronic behaviour by persons a few bricks short of a wall (see retard).

Often preceded by the ingestion intoxicating substances.
This person may now be officially labeled a spackie.
Guy: Woah! Did you see that drunk chick run through that glass door?
Girl: LOL. Thats really spacked up.
by CheapThrills April 12, 2006
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Spackers Say No

A fictional TV show that causes much ammusement in the playground.
Kid 1 - Did you watch Spackers Say No last night?
Kid 2 - No.
Kid 1 - Hahahahahahahaahahahaha!!!! You spacker!
by Lugs-o July 30, 2005
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spackleknacker

When you've got the runs and the spackle gets on your knackers
Johnny got the shit kicked out of him by a bunch of girls. What a spackleknacker!
by Gavin Spackleknacker January 2, 2008
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sackied

to be ignored or lied to by your friends.
Stop ignoring my calls, I don't deserve to be sackied.
by Frankie Bloke January 25, 2009
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whack spackle

when u masturbate and u shoot a load the little drops of cream that get on ur pubic hair or on ur skin.
jr.: o shit now i have to clean of thsi whack spackle!!
eric: u are gay
dray: o yea well u are... whack spackle!!!
by samuel adams February 3, 2005
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