1. Some one born south of the mid west
2. The area containing the dumbest people in the country
(I live in Oklahoma, The entire state is extreme right wing, conservative, Christian cluster fuck; we have to many fat ass people and to little Intelegent people, do not visit the south, especially Oklahoma, you can't get laid, science education, non judgemental people, and too many assholes)
2. The area containing the dumbest people in the country
(I live in Oklahoma, The entire state is extreme right wing, conservative, Christian cluster fuck; we have to many fat ass people and to little Intelegent people, do not visit the south, especially Oklahoma, you can't get laid, science education, non judgemental people, and too many assholes)
Bill: do you believe in Jesus? Glenn Beck? Fox News? And think gays are satanic?
Luke:...No, southerner ways of life suck
Bill: 'ight then, we will hang your ass at sundown, and then watch Hannity
Luke:...No, southerner ways of life suck
Bill: 'ight then, we will hang your ass at sundown, and then watch Hannity
by The USSR January 29, 2010
1. Anyone born in Virginia, Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, North and South Carolina. Mostly anyone in the lower contingent United States or even on the Americas continents that rank in the lowest tenth-percentile in education, prison reform, and viability of roads or funding for basic sustainence.
2. Generally anyone with seemingly gentile manners who speaks with a slow drawl or poor grammar as a way of personalizing or refusing proper Standardized English. This chosen dialect is a means of spicing dialogue with specific cultural dispositions or localized terms and values. Often times this group of individuals are characterized by their resistance of homogenization via social processes, inability to spell or exhibit some basic 'ignorance' of standardized education which seldom represents their intrinsic cultural ethics and values.
3. A passionate person who sees life on the sunny-side until given reason to kick 'snobby lilly-white shit dont stink ass when it is believed to be deceitful or plain heartless; they are prone to community-minded ideals which likely represent a long standing difference of values where social accountability can be implied in hierarchical processes.
The use of the term likely references increased resistance to manipulation and change. Such headstrong attitudes have fostered secret societies and mis-aligned loyalties which can sometimes lead to co-dependent behavior such as slavery or usury conditions while being open to rebellion in the form of cult religions and klan rallies which in no way represent the spirit of rebellion but rather the fear of change.
Southern culture is actually all about the pleasures of life and 'takin it to the river' (refer to music of Al Green & Talking Heads) to enjoy some fresh sounds or beautiful countryside with plenty of slow-walkin, slow talkin as a part of the finer things in life like women and music and the freedom to cultivate ones one herbal remedies without interference from national medical standardization.
2. Generally anyone with seemingly gentile manners who speaks with a slow drawl or poor grammar as a way of personalizing or refusing proper Standardized English. This chosen dialect is a means of spicing dialogue with specific cultural dispositions or localized terms and values. Often times this group of individuals are characterized by their resistance of homogenization via social processes, inability to spell or exhibit some basic 'ignorance' of standardized education which seldom represents their intrinsic cultural ethics and values.
3. A passionate person who sees life on the sunny-side until given reason to kick 'snobby lilly-white shit dont stink ass when it is believed to be deceitful or plain heartless; they are prone to community-minded ideals which likely represent a long standing difference of values where social accountability can be implied in hierarchical processes.
The use of the term likely references increased resistance to manipulation and change. Such headstrong attitudes have fostered secret societies and mis-aligned loyalties which can sometimes lead to co-dependent behavior such as slavery or usury conditions while being open to rebellion in the form of cult religions and klan rallies which in no way represent the spirit of rebellion but rather the fear of change.
Southern culture is actually all about the pleasures of life and 'takin it to the river' (refer to music of Al Green & Talking Heads) to enjoy some fresh sounds or beautiful countryside with plenty of slow-walkin, slow talkin as a part of the finer things in life like women and music and the freedom to cultivate ones one herbal remedies without interference from national medical standardization.
Southerners call their iced tea 'sweet tea' because it is infused with the goodness of local honeys and flora.
Not all southerners are rednecks or racists but every southerner knows one or two and keeps it all on the DL (down low)because you cant change stubborn people. Dirty South folks will tell ya 'Dont hate the playa ... hate the game.'
For one, this Southerner does not appreciate fascist nationalism when it imposes its Imperial Domination on the land and into the spirit of the people (la puebla) through lies and media manipulation; call me a rebel if you will.
Southerners are inclined to view multi-municipal taxation and electoral college outcomes as injust and thus are prone to disregard laws and statutes randomly in protest of taxation without representation on an individual basis. 'I'ma slow-walk my taxes to uncle sam and we gonna see if he's too busy to notice.'
The low down on Texas, as any true southerner will tell you, is that property owners are the worst candidates to be placed on a jury to decide a persons fate given that they will likely be the benefactor of the defendents misfortune ... a less known fact is that property owners originaly come from the north and pose as southerners because a true southerner knows that you cant map swamp.
Not all southerners are rednecks or racists but every southerner knows one or two and keeps it all on the DL (down low)because you cant change stubborn people. Dirty South folks will tell ya 'Dont hate the playa ... hate the game.'
For one, this Southerner does not appreciate fascist nationalism when it imposes its Imperial Domination on the land and into the spirit of the people (la puebla) through lies and media manipulation; call me a rebel if you will.
Southerners are inclined to view multi-municipal taxation and electoral college outcomes as injust and thus are prone to disregard laws and statutes randomly in protest of taxation without representation on an individual basis. 'I'ma slow-walk my taxes to uncle sam and we gonna see if he's too busy to notice.'
The low down on Texas, as any true southerner will tell you, is that property owners are the worst candidates to be placed on a jury to decide a persons fate given that they will likely be the benefactor of the defendents misfortune ... a less known fact is that property owners originaly come from the north and pose as southerners because a true southerner knows that you cant map swamp.
by thee radical eclectic August 16, 2006
People who use apostrophes anytime they write and pronounce I's as A's, and O's as I's. They also pronounce every store name with an S at the end. To add to the frustration, they can't properly pronounce a one syllable word.
They've usually only traveled about 20 miles from their hometown, except for that one exciting trip to Myrtle Beach, aka The Mecca of White Trash.
They tend to have newer automobiles, big TVs and huge beer budgets, while being on food stamps and with all 7 kids getting free lunch at school.
They have a reputation of being racist; most are not. They also have a reputation for being hospitable; most definitely are not.
They've usually only traveled about 20 miles from their hometown, except for that one exciting trip to Myrtle Beach, aka The Mecca of White Trash.
They tend to have newer automobiles, big TVs and huge beer budgets, while being on food stamps and with all 7 kids getting free lunch at school.
They have a reputation of being racist; most are not. They also have a reputation for being hospitable; most definitely are not.
Southerner: What are yew dooen de next few day's?
Normal person: Ah, going over to Europe... there is a big fest in Austria this weekend.
Southerner: Damn ah ain't never been to no Awstrayyylya.
Normal person: Austria.
Southerner: Awstrayyylya. Anyway, ah'm goin to Wal-Mart's to get some clothe's. Thee-in, ah'm goin ta Winn-Dixie's. Doooo you wawna come?
Normal person: *kills self*
Normal person: Ah, going over to Europe... there is a big fest in Austria this weekend.
Southerner: Damn ah ain't never been to no Awstrayyylya.
Normal person: Austria.
Southerner: Awstrayyylya. Anyway, ah'm goin to Wal-Mart's to get some clothe's. Thee-in, ah'm goin ta Winn-Dixie's. Doooo you wawna come?
Normal person: *kills self*
by frackingoo September 04, 2011
A term used to refer to someone who originates from the civilised part of the UK, south of Birmingham.
by wootman April 23, 2006
An adjective which describes things as (1)extremely inebriated, (2)most excellent, or (3)simply American.
Alternate use: Southern Man
Alternate use: Southern Man
1. "Dave drank so much he actually vomited his own intestines inside out."
"Yeah, that foo' was southern last night."
2. "Dave drank so much he actually vomited his own intestines inside out."
"Southern!"
3. "Johnny Cash is a Southern Man - don't fuck around."
"Yeah, that foo' was southern last night."
2. "Dave drank so much he actually vomited his own intestines inside out."
"Southern!"
3. "Johnny Cash is a Southern Man - don't fuck around."
by the Kremlin, HiroProtagonist February 09, 2006
Anything goes with this word. The only rule is it has to be said with a Southern Accent.
It can be good, bad, funny, sad, scary, exciting, anything! This can be said by anybody even if they aren't southern--just remember the accent!
It can be good, bad, funny, sad, scary, exciting, anything! This can be said by anybody even if they aren't southern--just remember the accent!
"That shit was southern."
"Southern of A Bitch!"
"Southern Southern Southern"
"It's just because I'm Southern."
"Marisa is so Southern."
"That weed made me So southern."
"Bowling Green smells SO SOUTHERN."
"Southern of A Bitch!"
"Southern Southern Southern"
"It's just because I'm Southern."
"Marisa is so Southern."
"That weed made me So southern."
"Bowling Green smells SO SOUTHERN."
by norajasonryan August 30, 2008
Anyone born/or currently living in the following states:
Pennsylvania
Maryland
West Virginia
Virginia
Kentucky
North Carolina
South Carolina
Missouri
Tennessee
Arkansas
Louisiana
Mississippi
Alabama
Georgia
Florida
Oklahoma
Texas
Pennsylvania
Maryland
West Virginia
Virginia
Kentucky
North Carolina
South Carolina
Missouri
Tennessee
Arkansas
Louisiana
Mississippi
Alabama
Georgia
Florida
Oklahoma
Texas
by TheImpersonator87 May 29, 2012