the south is a place for comfort, a place where everyone gets along. yea, we're pretty racist, but we're racist together. the south has a mutual understanding towards everyone within it. down here we have sweet tea, buttered grits and southern slang. we understand each other more, and so what if we sleep with our cousins? we're all related some where along the line. a majority of us are religious, but there are those who aren't. yea, we argue amongst ourselves, and yea we tend to want to be the opposite of the north. but the rebels love each other and never want to give up. we say y'all and laugh our hearts out. we put the craziest members of our families on the front porch and invite everyone else over for tea. we tolerate each other and our kids know how to go barefoot. we hunt deer, quail, turkey and the like and always know how to clean it. we may not be in big cities, but country air is a heck of a lot better than the smog in a big city. down here, everyone's heart is always blessed, everyone drink some kind of liquor and aren't ashamed of it. down here, we know how to work in the hot sun and we know what it's like to not have enough. the south has had it hard in the past and it is having it even worse nowadays. no one will ever stop making the south the south because we all love each other more than anyone in the world. yea, we have our arguments, but all of us in georgia, alabama, mississippi, louisiana and texas, we love no one more than our friends and families.
the south is just hospitality
by the dairy queen December 17, 2009
Going absolutely crazy, racist, sexist, and/or cultist. Derivided from the characteristics of those in the American South.
"Dude, man he got to Year 10 and then he just started bloody southing! He's been a barstard ever since!"
by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005
Southerners are perceived to be ignorant imbeciles with the inability to speak correctly. More than not, that is true, but some of us do know how to say can't instead of caint. Not everyone in the south are as stupid as America makes them out to be. Mississippi may be one of the lowest performing states in the education department, but some of us are well-educated. Not everyone here is a pick- up truck driving, cotton picking, racist rebel, and I don't know why people think that we are...
by Urban Dictionary is not appropriate for all audiences May 30, 2004
place where you go to live if you wanna make crappy wages, be surrounded by hicks , or if you move to a city niggers, sweat your ass off in the summer and freeze your ass off in the winter. most southern girls are ugly and most southern guys are idiots. keeps the 'manufactured home' (aka trailor) industry in business. a cultural wasteland. the people cannot let go of a war that happened 140 years ago.
by ffhk1 May 24, 2005
A racist behind the times place to live. The people are probably slow and hateful to the extreme heat. Also a place that still raises the confederate flag but claims its "heritage not hate"
by The Bad Q August 12, 2006
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Often mistakenly known as the states that seceded from the Union during the Civil War, it is actually a geographic area of the US states that lie south of the Mason-Dixon Line and the Ohio River, and also the states of Arkansas, Louisiana, and Texas. The South consists of the states of Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maryland, Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Virginia, and West Virginia.
That idiot I met on spring break actually thought Boston was in Maryland, surprised he was when I informed him that Maryland is below the Mason-Dixon Line.
by Tom July 25, 2005