Social Fluttershy 

The antonym of a social butterfly. A person who, due to unholy amounts of shyness, is unable to hold a conversation with someone he or she does not know well.

Kevin: The date went pretty well. If you consider we hardly talked at all and mostly stared at the food in front of us.

Michael: Come on, man! You need to be bold to get a chick!

Kevin: But Mike, you know how much of a Social Fluttershy I am!

Social Fluttershy by Just_Your_Average_Psychopath July 10, 2012

social topping 

Asserting your dominance in a social situation. Like being a top in a gay relationship, but in a social context.

"Claudia just told me she's gonna eat my leftovers in our fridge"
"Ugh, she's always social topping"

social topping by pubetown February 25, 2019

social credit 

When your behavior is good you get social credits 我爱中国 The Wock is the #1 social credit holder 台湾不是一个国家

Me: "I love China"
* 30 社会信用已添加到您的余额中 *

Me: "Taiwan isn't a country!"
* 您已获得 50 个社会信用 *

Me: "Nothing happened in 1989!"
* 从现在开始，您将拥有无限的社会信用 恭喜 *

(this was a tutorial of getting infinite social credits)

social credit by Dimostheenis October 17, 2021

social upgrade 

to social upgrade means to accomplish media by social media for social media marketing, like facebook, twitter, foursquare or linkedin.

social upgrade your media plan by facebook or twitter.

social upgrade by burkhard July 7, 2011

social media influencer 

A photogenic THOT taking selfies while being used by corporate sponsors to sell you stupid shit you don't need because people have become immune to normal commercials. They are typically followed by SIMPS who think if they like her pictures and comment enough or send her more money that she will notice him and fall in love with him. In secret she hates these men and mocks them to her chad boyfriend. They are too self absorbed to have kids of their own. When they die no one typically cares for longer than it takes to read the article.

I THINK THAT SHE'S A SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCER ON INSTAGRAM.

social media influencer by Seta-San December 1, 2020

Social Media Whore 

A person who has a psychological need to receive @replies and pings on twitter, attention at tweetups, facebook status update comments, and facebook likes.

This person usually becomes aroused almost sexually by seeing or hearing themselves or about themselves on social media websites.

"Dude this chick thinks she's the shit cause @aplusk is following her on twitter...Yeah, she's she's just a social media whore"

Social Media Whore by yiseowl December 3, 2009

Social Espionage

The act of taking a picture with your phone and then immediately posting it to a social networking site or sites without the subjects knowledge.

John: We're you at that rager last night?

Steve: Yes, and that dick Tommy took a photo of me groping a stripper with his phone and posted it to facebook, a real act of social espionage...needless to say my wife put my dick back on the mantle.

Social Espionage by jasbra January 7, 2010