snuffleupagus boner

imaginary boner that transgender woman wish they had

Lili: i wish i had a boner
todd: don't worry you can have a snuffleupagus boner

by awkwarfart101 April 17, 2017

Snuffleufagus

An enlarged jar of Nutella that has come alive and has the sniffles

I accidentally bought snuffleufagus at the store.

by Maddie Inez April 18, 2017

Snufflelufflegus

And and expression to use when you have to blow your nose and or snot.

Do you have a tissue for my snufflelufflegus

by The Katacado May 18, 2018

scufflefunk

A very light skirmish between two lovers of different gender.

Damn babe that was a heavy scufflefunk

by Slayer_female December 19, 2018

Snufflefucking

The act of having a sexual relationship withe the fictional Sesame Street character Snufleupagus

"Dude i'm totally snufflefucking right now"

by godfuckingdamnitzander May 26, 2019

snufflepump

When you have a cold but really want to masturbate, snufflepump is the act of disguising your fapping sounds with sniffing.

"I had the best wank last night."
"Weren't you bed-bound and sick?"
"Yeah, but I snufflepumped that shit and nobody was the wiser."

by yelloworanges October 31, 2019

Snuffleupagus

An upagus who catches the COVID.

The snuffleupagus ran out of tissues, but thankfully, his sniffles subsided.

by TruthBeTold_22 October 16, 2020