bed sniffer

A weirdo who moves into your house and sniffs everyones bed when they leave in the morning.

Very creepy, undesirable flatmate.

Oooh dunno if id like him to move in to the gaff, looks like a bed sniffer

freak

by kerbearker January 21, 2011

Nigger Sniffer

Somebody so white, but try to act so ghetto they will do literally anything to try to fit in with ghetto people. They will literally shove their nose up their ass. They are hated by just about everybody.

Tyrone: Hey Curtis, hear about Jack?

Curtis: Yeah he was talking to me about how he used to roll with the Crips. Even though he grew up in the Hollywood Hills.

Tyrone: He was telling me about how he loved the newest Tyler Perry movie.

Curtis: Don't worry about him, he's just a nigger sniffer.

by TheyCallMeBoBo July 6, 2016

rat sniffer

Prison slang for someone who hunts down a snitch.

As the prison’s prime rat sniffer, I’m the guy who puts the snitches in stitches!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2020

Floor Sniffer

A more extreme version of a Wall Slider except they fall to the floor with thier nose buried into the ground.

Ashley was 150% sure that dante was the father of her baby. After Maury annouced that he was NOT. She ran backstage and fell to her knees and put her nose into the ground as she cried. CLOSE THOSE LEGS FOR 5 MINUTES AND YOU WONT BE A Floor Sniffer.

by sbd April 9, 2006

Suffern Bagel Shop

The act of fucking someone in a jewish summer camp, with snickerdoodle iced coffee in place of lube and through a bagel, preferably everything.

Griffin: Did you get with that jap last night bro
Noah: Yeah man I gave her a suffern bagel shop
Griffin: That's gross man I hate bagels

by EliteSquall January 2, 2015

School For Advanced Suffering

The name students of Special Forces Assessment and Selection 'lovingly' refer to it as. Three weeks of hell that includes: running, ruck marching, land navigation, and the dreaded Team Week.

Also the first step in soldiers' training to become US Army Special Forces soldiers, known as the Green Berets.

I'm so glad we somehow made it through the School For Advanced Suffering.

Wow! You did? Did you get selected there?

I did.

by studentofthegame May 15, 2011

diaper sniffer

A word defined by George Carlin. Its a special kind of bullshit that has taken hold in this country for the last 30-40 years. Something that could be called child worship. Its this excessive devotion to children. I'm talking about today's professional parents. These obsessive DIAPER SNIFFERS!!! Who are over scheduling and over managing their children and robbing them of their childhood.

Those people next door are diaper sniffers.

by tatomuck1 October 18, 2008