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snoked

When an ultimate villain dies like a bitch, in a highly unsatisfying and anticlimactic fashion
Source - Star Wars: Last Jedi
by phillyflyer May 1, 2019
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Ligar-slowed

When a person or team is about to sweep their opponent, then the opponent preforms a reverse sweep.
We almost won the game 2-0, but we got ligar-slowed in the last few second so the final score was 2-3.
by dragonkid220 June 4, 2017
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Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?

A question posed by Yossarian in Joseph Heller’s Catch-22 to find out why so many people were working so hard to kill him.

This seemingly rhetorical question is what one asks when one feels that everyone else is asking stupid questions and one wants to join in and/or point out how obviously stupid their questions are. Or, merely, because one wants to find out why so many people are working so hard to kill oneself.
Yossarian was a collector of good questions and had used them to disrupt the educational sessions Clevinger had once conducted two nights a week in Captain Black's intelligence tent with the corporal in eyeglasses who everybody knew was probably a subversive. Captain Black knew he was a subversive because he wore eyeglasses and used words like panacea and utopia, and because he disapproved of Adolf Hitler, who had done such a great job of combating unAmerican activities in Germany.

Yossarian attended the education sessions because he wanted to find out why so many people were working so hard to kill him. A handful of other men were also interested, and the questions were many and good when Clevinger and the subversive corporal finished and made the mistake of asking if there were any.

“Who is Spain?”

“Why is Hitler?”

“When is right?”

“Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?”

“How was Trump at Munich?”

“Hi-ho beriberi!”

and “Balls!” all rang out in rapid succession, and then there was Yossarian with the question that had no answer:

“Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?”
by Jill Harris April 26, 2005
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Going Snowden

To escape an area, city, country etc. when you have done something immoral or illegal. Then go into hiding until things cool down and it's safe to return. Doing so may require staying at a random friend's place that no one knows about; and maybe obtaining a new car or identity.
Me: Hey do you mind if I crash at your place tonight?
Friend: Why? You know I'm all the way across town from you.
Me: Someone I know might've seen me with my side bit*h on the way to Red Lobster, I'm going Snowden incase my main bit*h knows too and is out lookin for me. She doesn't know where you live homie so its all good.
Friends: Damn yous a conniving nigg*, you could hide out here for a while fosho. My friend Dayshawn works at a car rental place if you need to switch rides for a min so it's harder for her to find you.
by leerinabox August 28, 2015
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Edward Snowden

The guy releasing the information about PRISM to the mainstream media. One of the saviours of Internet along with the likes of Aaron Schwartz, and a historical figure to come.
by thisandthattothis June 10, 2013
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Bryan Stowed on

To get Bryan Stowed on. To get beat relentlessly by Mexican gang members at a parking lot for a Los Angeles team. It could be the Lakers, Clippers, or Dodgers. Most notable for Dodgers parking lot. When you get beat up by LA gang members in a parking lot you have been "Bryan Stowed" on.
guy 1: shit man I got bryan stowed on outside of staples center for not rooting for the lakers. a pack of mexican gang members beat me unconscious and robbed me.

guy 2: damn man what can you do, mexicans are gonna be mexicans man, just try to bring a lakers or dodgers jersey next time for when you walk back to your car you wont get bryan stowed on
by Feces/sp/ July 26, 2011
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snoved

Having a personal item or cash stolen by a certain "shady" individual while you are temporarily vacated from your premises

pronounced "snowv'd"
Hyman: What the fuck! I just left my room for 15 minutes to take a shit and now my macbook is gone.

Eigendude: Damn.. you got snoved hard.
by Jacky-Jack 329 February 22, 2010
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