Snowboarders

People who are the most arrogant and obnoxious people on the planet, when they're on the ski slope they think they're all Gods gift to the world.

If you find a ski slope that is not filled with people who think they're better than you because they can snowboard then you have found yourself a place of sheer heaven and happiness.

Snowboarder 1: Hey, Get out my way dick. This is my slope and I own it.

Snowboarder 2: Hey, look at my. I'm the fucking best, i just went down that mountain. I can now climb Mount Everest with my eyes closed.

Snowboarder 3: I'm the best, everyone else is a peasant.

Normal person: What a bunch of dicks. I'll just go golfing instead. Fucking snowboarders.

by Shutupyou. January 17, 2011

snowboard

Rubbing cocaine on your gums or any open wound.

I'm kind of tired but I'll snowboard a little.

by Doge538 February 26, 2010

snowboard

the easier version of skiing, "only cool people snowboard" because other people do it. For example all girls snowoard just becuase the guys do it. For real a snowsport check out freeskiing. Tanner hall

Yo check out that douchebag snowboarding, he thinks he soo cool.

by Joe May 13, 2005

Snowboard

not a sport. it is a form of self-expression. skiing is a sport, it is organized, it is strict. snowboarding is not. STOP SAYING ITS A SPORT CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT! ALL YOU POSERS OUT THERE I POSTED THIS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE CRAP DEFINITIONS FOR IT! AND SKIERS, DON'T HECKLE US AND WE DON'T HECKLE YOU! IN FACT IF YOUR RAGGING ON SNOWBOARDING, YOUR NOT EVEN A LEGIT SKIER!!!!!!

dude you see that kid huck that gnarly 7 on his snowboard?

by babarbard March 11, 2009

snowboard

going to use/snort coke.

yo my man wanna go snowboard before class?

by tpt January 3, 2008

snowboard

Skiing is ten times cooler than snowboarding, snowboarders lick my nuts, and they suck ass. Alexa is cool though.

The skier knocked the shit out of the fag on the snowboard

by chacha April 11, 2005

Snowbaorder

1. One who participates in the sport of snowbaording. (Not to be confused with snowboarding) in which the participant straps his or her buttocks to a cardboard box and slides down a snowy hill.

2. A non-Olympic athlete who prefers the feeling of icy cardboard strapped to their rear to the refreshing and riveting challenge of snowboarding. Most Snowboarders recommend both pants and underpants when attempting to 'baord.

Anna: My friend Josie is the best snowbaorder I've ever met. I wish she would stop trying to go over jumps though.

Josie: This is the best way to tone the muscles in my rump... ever! Anna is a wimp.

by IsTheBest March 18, 2011