Snowbird

Any northerner who migrates to southern states, namely Florida, during the winter months. Recognizable by poor driving habits, pale skin, and funny accents. Snowbirds can often be seen wearing shoes on the beach or blocking traffic by driving 5 under on major roads.

Did you see that snowbird try to surf!? He totally got eaten by that wave!

I went to get a burrito and it took 20 minutes because of all the snowbirds.

by AdamFL January 19, 2009

tuxedo snowball

You wear a tuxedo and nut in the girls mouth.The female then french kisses the semen back into your mouth.You then swallow and wait to urinate.You then urinate back into the girls mouth which she then swollows.

Last night at my Brother's wedding, my girl and I snuck away and she gave me a tuxedo snowball! SHE A FREAK B!

by Nigerian._.Butter-Milk April 28, 2017

Nebraska snowball

nuh-bras-kuh - snōˌbôl
noun
1. a sex act in which you farmer blow onto your partner, wipe the farmer blow off with your bean bag, then your partner sucks on your balls
verb
1. farmer blowing onto your partner, wiping it off with your bean bag, then having your balls sucked by said partner

"I gave her what she asked for, a Nebraska snowball. Because we love each other that much."

by The Tallest Psychologist July 28, 2017

snowball's chance in hell

Impossible, no chance, unlikely. Slim to none probability.

"Dude, you have a snowball's chance in hell to go out with that chick."

by jukeboxshowdown May 13, 2005

snowboarding

One of the greatest sports ever invented. Combines some of the most amazing aspects of nature with high speed, technical skill and bliss.

Snowboarding is as good as sex

by brendan March 20, 2004

snowbird eggs

Golf balls abandoned by senior citizens who are winter visitors to the community, often left behind after their golf class at the local community college class because they're just too lazy to pick them up.

I think Troy just found some snowbird eggs in that oleander bush over there.

by Two Bum, Inc. January 4, 2008

Snowballesque

Adjective - "denoting an unpredictable volatile nature of character, usually induced by excessive consumption of cocaine and alcohol and typically resulting in a seemingly unwarranted succession of violence, crying and vomiting "

The evening started with a few casual drinks and ended up in a snowballesque rampage of pagan aggression and the looting of lemonade and sandwiches from the local co-operative supermarket.

by Cannyguy January 5, 2022