scouse honour

Like scouse honour but for Scousers. Honouring the Liver Bird.

"You absolutely sure your turning up on Saturday Jack?"
"Of course I will Jill! Scouse Honour My Honour!"

by The One they call Kal October 23, 2022

souseiseki

Souseiseki is the fourth rozen maiden doll, she is considered to be the inverse of her sister, suiseiseki. Souseiseki's "weapon" is a pair of gardener's shears, her artificial spirit is named Lempicka (supposedly after a popular fragrance). Souseiseki is also considered to be the most 'boyish' of the maidens and wears a blue ruffled top with blue shorts and a top hat.

boku boku boku boku boku boku boku boku. (imitation of souseiseki)

by Mr_Vile February 19, 2009

Snoose Deuce Kaboose

"Snoos doos kuh-boos"
-noun; sexual act

1.) A sexual act in-which two women, resting on their hands and knees with their rear-ends pointing towards one another, engage in mutual masturbation, while two, equally-large, double-ended dildos have been inserted into the anus and vagina of both women, spanning the gap between their adjacent partner's anus and vagina, essentially connecting their rear-ends.

Snoose Deuce Kaboose
(A.K.A. The Snoose Deuce, A.K.A. The Deuce Kaboose, A.K.A. The Snizz Dizzle, A.K.A. "D-cube'd", etc.)

Guy1: "Hey bro, got any big plans for the weekend?"

Guy2: "Nah, just gonna hit up the bar. Probably gonna try and hook up a Snoose Deuce Kaboose with some phatties, lol."

Guy1: "Haha nice. Kinda like the Snoose Deuce Kaboose I hooked up between your mom and your sister last night??"

Guy2: "Yea.. kinda like that."

by hamking1 April 26, 2011

Spouse Louse

When a non-famous person shows up at an Awards Ceremony, leaching off their spouse's fame.

"Did you see Sarah Jessica Parker's husband at the Oscars?"
"No, but I saw a donkey in a dress with some dude."
"Yeah, that's them. Her boy's such a spouse louse!"

by Pissed Off Customer August 3, 2012

ur spouse a mouse

The deadliest insult of all humanity. It destroys no u and reverse cards.

Tom: ur mom gay
Jack: ur dad lesbian
Tom: ur mom and dad gay together
Jack: ur sister mister
Tom: ur brother a mother
Jack: ur granny tranny
Tom: ur grandpap a trap
Jack: ur family tree lgbt
Tom: ur ancestors incestors
Jack: ur species feces
Tom: ur genus likes penis
Jack: ur family reunion homosexual comunion
Tom: Don't make me say it
Jack: Say it pussy
Tom: YOUR SPOUSE A MOUSE
Jack: Fucking dies and implodes

by stewie2gay May 27, 2018

spousemosis

When everyone expects you to have the same knowledge as your spouse simply because you live with them. Frequently happens if the husband is computer savvy, then everyone expects the wife to have equal knowledge about computers too and will frequently go to her for computer help.

Ruth's coworker: Hey, Ruth, can you help me? My computer screen just went black.

Ruth: What? No, I have a middle school teaching degree.

Ruth's coworker: Well, I just thought since your husband is into computers, you'd know how to fix it by spousemosis.

by jlowe1964 January 19, 2010

scouseism

The unfair stereotype of the notion that all people from Liverpool are on the rob/unemployed/wear shellsuits with perms/etc.

Usually the kind of people who jump to these conclusions have never even visited the city, or have petty motives for their hatred (usually football).

Scouser 1:"Did you hear about Terry getting jumped by those utd fans in Manchester on Saturday night?"

Scouser 2:"fuckin 'ell, I'm getting sick of all the scouseism from those cunts, he hates football anyway!"

by Fox Face March 28, 2008