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single working mother

A common scapegoat for African-American-Italian males to justify being capable of sewing and buying designer clothing and sunglasses all while pretending to be broke.
Ben: Hey dude, you sew really well and have $300 designer sunglasses and a bottle of Gray Goose . Are you a fag or somethin?
Chris: I have a single working mother!
by ourfavouritegame March 23, 2010
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Single Swag

Phrase used to describe one's single relationship status. Most often when a guy breaks up with his girlfriend. Guys are ususally happy when they use this term. A lot of the time a guy who has his single swag on is hot, sexy, fine or all of the above.
Girl 1- Are Joey and Sara still dating?
Girl 2- No, Joey has his single swag on.

Guy 1- I love flirting and grinding openly with every girl.
Guy 2- Yeah i'm so glad i have my single swag on again.
by strawberry14 November 10, 2010
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single and ready to mingle

1. you are single and ready to hookup with someone
2. you are single and ready to get to know people
i am single and ready to mingle
by anon11109876543210 September 16, 2014
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stripper singles

a lot of crumpled up one dollar bills, usually smelling of ass and cocaine. people do not like being paid in stripper singles, especially if you're buying something over $20.
brittany: you have the money? its 25 you know....
me:yup, just let me count it out...( takes out wad of money)
brittany: uggghhh really? you're paying in stripper singles?!
by hippie.dippie.trippie September 30, 2012
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i don't give a single fuck

A: Your ex-girlfriend slept with another guy in Class.
B: I don't give a single fuck! (well, you actually do)
by Fornicras November 25, 2013
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single-minded

to be self absorbed with whats going on, to not care about anything else except for one thing only. To have a one track mind.
after billy won the championship trophy, he couldn't stop bragging about it, he was being so single-minded.
by cockboy101 March 20, 2010
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Single-ply

Cheap. Second-rate.

White-trash, trailor-park quality.

Refers to most anything made and imported from China/Taiwan.
Uncle Kenny is single-ply. He would only let Aunt Darlene buy Strawberry Suave $1 shampoo, and would never eat out unless it was two-for-one, all-you-can-eat, early-bird special.

That bitch was all decked out in some single-ply bling from the Dollar Tree.

That was one single-ply wedding reception with easy-cheese on ritz and a dollar dance to pay for the honeymoon at the Comfort Inn & Suites.
by sctopshelf January 31, 2010
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