Snides

to turn off the oven whilst food in inside, all the while complaining that the food is taking too long.

Guy #1 - Bro take that frozen pizza out the oven, that shits on fire.

Guy #2 - Nah dude, I cook DiGiornos all the time, it's not taking too long.

Guy #1 - Okay well I cut the oven off.

Guy #2 - Way to snides that 'za doucher.

by dubb pete August 19, 2010

Snides

The middle seat in the back of a car. Equivalent to sitting "bitch."

Snides: "Fuck that, I'm not sitting Snides three times in a row."

Other Person: "Shut the fuck up, Snides."

by Paddington Beard July 31, 2010

Snides

One who comes up with only bad ideas but is always convinced that they are the best thing ever and repeats them constantly.

Snides: "Hey guys let's drive across the country to see the buffalo."
Everyone else: "That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Fuck Snides, ya Snides."

by fuckpaultoo August 26, 2010

Slidearrhea

A condition characterized by the frequent and copious discharge of presentation slides.

Synonym: "Death by PowerPoint"

It looks like Fred in Marketing has come down with another case of slidearrhea. He really should get that checked out.

by GreatMooglyGoogly August 29, 2012

Snidefining

Passive aggressive lexicography

Bruce resorts to snidefining when at risk of losing an argument.

by annanananas September 13, 2023

Super Snide

A person who is extremely snidey in all aspects of life.

Rachel and Cleo are such super snides.

by lizzypowpow January 9, 2016

Myatt Snider

A NASCAR driver who does not deserve his ride and only has a good car because of sponsorship

Myatt Snider belongs on the couch

by Myatt Snider sucks lol October 13, 2021