snacksident

When eating a snack backfires and you mess up your clean clothes.

A: Hey, your shirt was clean five minutes ago, what happened?
B: I had a snacksident..

Announcer: The wedding will be postponed for 2 hours because the bride had an snacksident.

by MustSeeMelons April 7, 2017

snackriledge

Snack foods that are expected to be exceptional, but do not live up to their expectations and result in disappointment, usually utter disappointment. Also a portmanteau of the words "snack" and "sacrilege"

That nacho-flavored salsa your mom makes tastes like cat food--total snackriledge!

by Lillithb May 23, 2008

Snackcident

When you go into the other room to get something or do something, and end up getting food instead. (Even though the thing you were about to get or do had nothing to do with food and only passed the kitchen.)

I went to get my headphones from the other room, ended up having a snackcident.

by Cas-is-a-bean October 3, 2017

Snackshed

Refering to the urban legend of the elusive wild man, Paul Schexnayder

That boy ain't right, I couldn't find him nowhere. He must of pulled a snackshed.

by Travesty_Evo March 4, 2003

snackrilege

1. Buying some sugary abomination, usually from a vending machine.

2. Eating something that your posse would normally consider un-cool.

I committed an act of gross snackrilege today: I secretly bought a bag of Gummy Bears from the vending machine and ate them all.

by TheDeathBot April 16, 2009

SnackTime

A synonym to "Fuck"

Snacktime is always spelt as one word.

This word is not patented by Bobby.

Also see: 5 O'Clock Shadow

Bobby prefers to snacktime guys only.

You need to stop snacktiming with Luke in the bathrooms during pre-calc class Bobby.

by Andeh meow February 20, 2011

snacktime comes early today boys

something you say right before you and some buddies are about to hunt some dragons or kill a large group of zombies

Jake: Oh shit...we're done for.

Sabre Jackson: Snacktime comes early today boys.

Jake: Okay...let's do this.

by echo 9 May 15, 2007