Smurdle

a penis fart that usually happens after snorting coke

Kevin smurdled after blowing a line.

by yodalover69 January 13, 2016

smartlessest

Samuel;
Less smart than smartless

Samuel is so smartlessest

by Smartlessest November 10, 2017

Spurtle

When a guy is having sex with his partner and they are about to reach climax.. the partner kneels to receive the climax on the face like a money shot and they are peed on instead of the climax. Classic bait and switch aka Spurtle’d

Stephanie was waiting for the money shot and got Spurtle’d nice and proper Instead!

by Def Silken October 10, 2019

Snurtle

When someone so slow you can't tell if they a snail or a turtle

Cherie: " What's taking that dude so long?"

Brady: "That snurtle only moves in one speed. I'm gonna fire him."

by Super Shredder February 12, 2022

Smurgleflurfin

Smur·gle·flur·fin

Using an octopi such as a octopus, squid, or cuddle fish as a hat or a back pack while sucking on the tentacle of the octopi.

1. It's a great day go to go smurgleflurfin!

2. I wish we had a octopus so we could go smurgleflurfin,

3. If we go smurgleflurfin do you want to come?

by FR0ST513 May 17, 2009

Slurtle

Is half sloth and half turtle. Loves basket balls - if you take away the slurtles ball for more than 5 seconds it will die. IT HATES SPIDERS. It lives on Slurtle Island. It is very unusual and unique. If you be mean to the Slurtle , it will bite you! Be careful and have fun with Slurtles! ( there’s a girl in my class who is a Slurtle)

Omg I saw the Slurtle!!

by LucianaXllamas April 21, 2021

Snurtle

A cross between a turtle and a snail, typically referring to someone who is slow.

That girl is such a snurtle!

by Löf Creator August 8, 2020