Smelton

Smelton is a really atractive egg, he is a golden egg, he is really big, and he has a big booty

Smelton is bae
Smelton is hot

by - made by smeltons lover May 20, 2018

simultaneous snoregasm

Profoundly peaceful sleep shared by a couple after lovemaking.

Feeling what he knew would be her final orgasm of the night, he joined her, in perfect sync, and they fell into a state of simultaneous snoregasm, neither of them stirring until sunrise.

by Monkey's Dad February 27, 2020

Rainbow smelt

A person who likes to make stuff harder for them selfs even though the stuff is really simple

Damn James why you such a rainbow smelt the assignment is so easy

by The local classmate December 13, 2022

Smilte

Smilte is a young, kind, caring, beautiful yound lady and is celebrating her 17th birthday today. I miss Smilte very much, she makes my days more interesting, she can make me smile as much as she can make me angry. I want to make her feel speacial today or any other day (forever ever baby). You take a special place in my heart that no other person can take and I’m happy that it is you, that keeps my heart

You see that beautiful lady? That is Smilte. Be careful boys and ladiess, thaat hotie is taakeeeennnnn

by If you’re a bird, I’m a bird April 2, 2020

shultz'd

fucking something up

My dog shultz'd the house.

by King Cow December 15, 2003

simultaneously

adv. - to do at the same time.

I masturbate and watch porn simultaneously.

by Masterion August 2, 2011

simultext

Two separate text messages sent to each other by the same two people simultaneously.

I received a simultext from Melissa when I invited her to come out to the concert with us. She asked what I was up to this weekend.

by Nicky Noko March 30, 2009