SMP

opposite of PMS, commonly used when around women you dont want to offend.

guy 1: why is she yelling at you for no reason
guy #2: just a case of SMP...

by Rodband June 2, 2009

SMP

SMP - Social Media Prayer: Photographing your dinner and sending via text message to your friends and family before digging in.

A server comes to check on your table, but stops because she sees all your heads bent over for grace… until she notices the glow from your mobile devices and realizes that your actually participating in SMP.

by Bridget Soden April 10, 2008

SMP

"Serious Male Problems" - a male form of PMS

Jane: What is wrong with John?
Dan: He has some SMP regarding a girl.
Jane: That time of month huh?

by wackocasper August 3, 2008

SMP

A retarded TFC clan. They suck, but they think they are godly. They beat a couple of teams 9vs8 (other team having 8).

If SMP beats you, you either have 8 or less people, or your clan really sucks.

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

SMP

Stealth Master Productions is what SMP stands for. It is used by many people who know Stealth Master.

I went to SMP last night, did you ?

by Ownage+ December 28, 2005

SMP

To save one's poop

Sam you better get your facts strait about the murder, or I'll smp.

by mocha_loca May 30, 2011

SMP

Means "Suck My Pussy" Almost like SMD but for girls

I don't like you
SMP!

by trvpqueentf March 5, 2015