Smoking sucks ass. In all seriousness.
by 1069 November 27, 2005
Get the smokingmug. 1. An unbelieveable lie.
Synonyms: Bullshit, horseshit, a lie. Refers to an outrageous lie.
2. Literally anything else if said in the right tone of voice. Anything.
Also pronounced smooke, smeek, shmeee, shmiggity, or anything else that has an s or an h or some sort of vowel anywhere in it.
Antonym: No-smoke.
Synonyms: Bullshit, horseshit, a lie. Refers to an outrageous lie.
2. Literally anything else if said in the right tone of voice. Anything.
Also pronounced smooke, smeek, shmeee, shmiggity, or anything else that has an s or an h or some sort of vowel anywhere in it.
Antonym: No-smoke.
Box-Wine: "Colin, I met up with that hot cheerleader last night and we fucked."
Colin: "Smoke."
Box-Wine: "No-smoke, legitimately"
Colin: "Smooooooooke."
Colin: "Smoke."
Box-Wine: "No-smoke, legitimately"
Colin: "Smooooooooke."
by Bradley J. October 1, 2005
Get the Smokemug. by Ronald Clifford Buckman August 9, 2003
Get the smokemug. "You bring any smoke witcha brudda?"
"Keen to go for a smoke?"
"I held that bong in for so long that no smoke came out when I exhaled."
"Keen to go for a smoke?"
"I held that bong in for so long that no smoke came out when I exhaled."
by Diego September 11, 2003
Get the smokemug. 1. To inhale gases and particles directly through the mouth from a lit sources of tobacco.
2. Shoot
3. To speed pass another driver, as if in a race.
2. Shoot
3. To speed pass another driver, as if in a race.
1. "Mind if I smoke this cigarette?"
2. "I'm gonna smoke your ass like a blunt"
3. "Past that grass cuz, blood... I'm gonna smoke your ass.
2. "I'm gonna smoke your ass like a blunt"
3. "Past that grass cuz, blood... I'm gonna smoke your ass.
by hks December 6, 2003
Get the smokemug. (loc dog)Ay grandma,you betta stay out my indo befo i smoke yo ass!
(grandma)Oh go fuk yourself nigga
(grandma)Oh go fuk yourself nigga
by mike-loves September 16, 2006
Get the smokemug. 1. (verb): The act of messing something up that you didn't really care about.
Ex. How did I do on that test? Smoked it.
2. (verb): When someone hits or throws a ball and breaks something unintendedly.
Ex. (after breaking a window) I sure smoked that ball.
3. (verb): When you forget something or miss an appointment or something that is scheduled.
Ex. Shit. That train left ten minutes ago. Smoked that one.
Ex. How did I do on that test? Smoked it.
2. (verb): When someone hits or throws a ball and breaks something unintendedly.
Ex. (after breaking a window) I sure smoked that ball.
3. (verb): When you forget something or miss an appointment or something that is scheduled.
Ex. Shit. That train left ten minutes ago. Smoked that one.
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by koozi December 21, 2013
Get the smokedmug.