smoking

Nasty disgusting pathetic trash.

Smoking sucks ass. In all seriousness.

by 1069 November 27, 2005

Smoke

1. An unbelieveable lie.
Synonyms: Bullshit, horseshit, a lie. Refers to an outrageous lie.

2. Literally anything else if said in the right tone of voice. Anything.

Also pronounced smooke, smeek, shmeee, shmiggity, or anything else that has an s or an h or some sort of vowel anywhere in it.

Antonym: No-smoke.

Box-Wine: "Colin, I met up with that hot cheerleader last night and we fucked."
Colin: "Smoke."
Box-Wine: "No-smoke, legitimately"
Colin: "Smooooooooke."

by Bradley J. October 1, 2005

smoke

a cigarette

She can't stand to start her day without lighting up a smoke.

by Ronald Clifford Buckman August 9, 2003

smoke

Refers to marijuana and how/what is consumed.

"You bring any smoke witcha brudda?"
"Keen to go for a smoke?"
"I held that bong in for so long that no smoke came out when I exhaled."

by Diego September 11, 2003

smoke

1. To inhale gases and particles directly through the mouth from a lit sources of tobacco.
2. Shoot
3. To speed pass another driver, as if in a race.

1. "Mind if I smoke this cigarette?"
2. "I'm gonna smoke your ass like a blunt"
3. "Past that grass cuz, blood... I'm gonna smoke your ass.

by hks December 6, 2003

smoke

to kill or cap somebody

(loc dog)Ay grandma,you betta stay out my indo befo i smoke yo ass!
(grandma)Oh go fuk yourself nigga

by mike-loves September 16, 2006

smoked

1. (verb): The act of messing something up that you didn't really care about.

Ex. How did I do on that test? Smoked it.
2. (verb): When someone hits or throws a ball and breaks something unintendedly.

Ex. (after breaking a window) I sure smoked that ball.
3. (verb): When you forget something or miss an appointment or something that is scheduled.

Ex. Shit. That train left ten minutes ago. Smoked that one.

above smoked

by koozi December 21, 2013