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Smirk

Smart asses use this a lot. End of discussion.
“Ugh brad is such a smart ass
“Yeah he does this ugly lil smirk every time he thinks he’s being funny”
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Smirfjob

When a girl eats a blue jolly rancher or some other blue artificial food and gets a blue tongue and then proceeds to give a guy head leaving his penis a blueish color.
I gave him a smirfjob leaving his penis blue after i ate a blue jolly rancher before blowing him.
by Mewwasko@yahoo.com January 27, 2011
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smirking chimp

Due to his appearance, actions, gestures, intelligence, and attitude George W. Bush is known as the smirking chimp.
by jesster79 March 5, 2005
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Smirnoff Ice

A malted beverage (hence not a vodka like other Smirnoff products) that one is forced to drink when presented, usually in some ceremonious fashion at a large gathering, in an act called "Icing." When iced, the drinker is required to get on one knee and chug the entire bottle, despite occasional jeers, jokes, discouragement and/or encouragement from onlookers.
Jack snuck a Smirnoff Ice into everyone's Secret Santa gift at the Christmas party. When guests opened their presents at the end, they all had to get on their knees one by one and drink theirs. One of the gifts was a drinking hat, which the recipient used to consume his.
by dglester hardunkichud January 10, 2015
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smirnoff castle

A term describing the impossible level in mario cart. Invented out of pure anger for the nintendo company.

alternate--when ish is at the end this term is used to describe anything that is clearly suckish
Random pakistani man--Wow you beat smirnoff Castle
Me--Yes it was somewhat bitchin. I rule!
*pakistani party*

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LaKwasha--So whatcha did last night
Me--ate moo shoo with the fam it was so smirnoff castleish
by the_rexy_Patrol December 9, 2007
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Smirnoff Double Black

To be considered one of the best alcoholic beverages to hit stores.

A six pack of Double Blacks will guarantee a great night.

Tastes excellent and goes down easily.You sometimes lose various garments in the ensuing night of blurry double images and meeting with the floor.

Rather cheap comparatively, the Smirnoff Double Black is an excellent choice for a good night.
Dugong: Hah! Remember the time we got nailed off those Smirnoff Double Blacks and went and smashed a heap of shit at the Christian School?

Bettsy: Hah! Yeah man that was sick!

B Rad: Was that the time you taxed that randoms sprinkler and wrapped it around the Jesus Statue?

Dugong & Bettsy: HAHAHAHA! I can't remember......
by Bettsy@Tnnm September 8, 2007
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smirking chimp

A derogatory term for George W. Bush, President of the United States, as appointed by the Supreme Court.
by Cloudy Day March 30, 2004
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