smartie-hills

a chick with boobs the same size as smarties.

Look at the smartie-hills on her.

by Big Bad Booty Daddy March 20, 2003

smartest guy in the room

The one we all hate, who is never content not being the center of attention. Every story told near this guy gets a response of what he would've done, how you screwed up, or a whitty use of math/science to assert him dominance.

I was talking to Carl about an episode of Breaking Bad and he lectured me about all the science that's wrong with the show, while using words he knows that I don't know, just to show how he is the smartest guy in the room and I am not

by operation dogfood March 1, 2015

Smartie

One of the smartest people on the planet. Aka Mocha boy / Wannabe gangster. He is so attractive. Likes to wear Ray Ban sunglasses. Is a great programmer and mathematician. He is very calm and doesn't get mad easily, but if he does beware! Smartie is a great person to talk to, and you might be surprised by how much he knows! He doesn't simp for anyone, and everyone simps for him.

This guy is so hot and smart, he is such a Smartie!

by Smartie_ January 20, 2021

smartest race

asians

deal with it (asians) are smartest race!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by DumbDump234 April 20, 2017

Punch Smartie

A modern-day version of Punch Buggie - if you see a Smart car you say "Punch Smartie!" while punching a friend, usually on the shoulder, and call out the car's color. It is customary that you say "No Punch Backs" or your friend gets a free hit.

PDiddy: "Punch Smartie Red!" as he hits LN on the shoulder.
LN: Punching PDiddy says "You didn't say no punch backs!"

by PToTheDiddy March 20, 2009

smartie party

a smartie party is where loads of boys and girls get together and the girls stuff smarites in there pussy and spin a bottle in the group of guys whoever the bottle lands on has to eat her out

boy:let's have a smartie party!
girl: alright!
girl: *stuffs smarties* ok spin the bottle
boy: yes my turn!
*Guy Eats Girl Out Sucking Out the Smarties*
---contines till no smarties remain---
p.s BRING LOTS OF SMARTIES!!!!!

by Daniel Linton July 31, 2006

Smartie

A teacher who uses SMART Data to inform their teaching practice. Specifically teachers of CHS.

Smarties are expert educators that know their students well and lead learning.

by Edessasmum January 26, 2017