smackle

OK, this word is pretty unused but I spread it all over the internet. Muahahaha. Anyway, this means to smack and tackle someone at the same time. Also it could mean to do a huge belly-flop onto someone and tackle.

Boy1: Rofl hi it's me. (:
Girl: JOHNNY! -smackles-
Boy2: LOL.

Joe: Yo, man. Thank goodness no one is stealing mah gun right now.
Bob: HEEHEE! - takes gun -
Joe: - jumps off bridge and smackles -
Bob: Owwie.

by butterFLAII October 13, 2007

snacksident

When eating a snack backfires and you mess up your clean clothes.

A: Hey, your shirt was clean five minutes ago, what happened?
B: I had a snacksident..

Announcer: The wedding will be postponed for 2 hours because the bride had an snacksident.

by MustSeeMelons April 7, 2017

smackle

One with only one testicle.

Self explanitory.

by Anonymous May 21, 2003

smackle

Slamming one's solitary testicle against a wall.

Wow, I love to smackle my ball against this wall. It gives me a great release.

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

snackriledge

Snack foods that are expected to be exceptional, but do not live up to their expectations and result in disappointment, usually utter disappointment. Also a portmanteau of the words "snack" and "sacrilege"

That nacho-flavored salsa your mom makes tastes like cat food--total snackriledge!

by Lillithb May 23, 2008

Smackables

1) Used to go get Some good ass food that smacks
2) Booty cheeks that so phat you can smack ‘em

Aye, who all trynna get some smackables?

Damn shawty, then smackables lookin nice today.

by UncleDrew1254 April 22, 2018

Snacksize

What you call someone who either really small, it could either be their penis or just their height.

Dylan, "Kieran is a snacksize!"
Kieran,"no Andrew is a Snacksize!"
Andrew,"no Harrison is a Snacksize!"

by Sxlgs November 11, 2019