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smackdown

1) A contraction of two words ("smack" and "down") popularized by WWE wrestler-turned-actor The Rock that refers to the inflicting of a beatdown of epic proportions upon "jabroni"s' "candyasses". Sometimes used in a bastardized form of Elizabethan English.

2) The name of the Thursday night WWE show on UPN created by Vince McMahon originally as a show of respect for his champion, The Rock, who commonly used the term. Now it is merely a place where stars' careers go to die.
1a) The Rock prepares to lay the smackdown on Triple H.
1b) Know your role and shut your mouth before I layeth the smacketh-down on ALL your candyasses!

2) Chris Benoit has left SmackDown! for RAW to finally earn some redemption for his career.
by SteelPhoenix March 9, 2004
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Seven Dollar Smackdown

To smack someone in the face with seven dollar bills.
"Get ready for the Seven Dollar Smackdown!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018
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Facial Smackdown

The act of a male grasping his penis and striking his partner in his or her face as a sexual activity.
I wanted her to feel the pain, so I gave her a brutal facial smackdown
by Satanrising666 July 11, 2016
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k-town smackdown

When you're having sex with a girl and then you jizz in the condom and hit her in the face with it until it breaks open.
Adam gave Megan a K-Town Smackdown last night. There are still marks on her face!
by sexual.deviant December 12, 2009
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The Smackdown

To lay the smackdown on someone, to annihilate them or to win an argument or fight with ease.
Man 1: 'Dude, this girl Nicola, she came at me all like, "dick, why you been acting so fucked towards me?"'
Man 2: 'Damn, what did you do?'
Man 1: 'I laid The Smackdown on that fuckin' bitch!'
Man 2: 'Word.'
by B to the Rittain August 19, 2006
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Facebook Smackdown

Knockdown-drag-out arguments that occur over someone's status updates. Typically occurs when one "friend" misinterprets or takes another "friend's" status personally and begins a comment war for all to see and enjoy.

Soon to be a Pay-Per-View event!
Jane Doe: "Ha, I'm weird......ummm ok whatever. I'd like to know WHO thinks posting pictures of your kids and your kids with their so called friends is weird?"

Joe Blow: "Me"

Joe Doe: "What I really think is weird is disrespectful people who think they are all that and so good that they can say whatever they want, reply however they want to someone's posting. Someone needs to realize they are not as good as they think and in fact they are the weird one."

And so on.... for like 30 comments.

Joe Blow: "This Facebook Smackdown has been real fun, but I have to go unfriend you now."
by Original Bliss October 17, 2010
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karmic smackdown

When the universe finally delivers an epic and/or poetically just payback to someone who really, really deserves it.
"Yeah, so remember that radio blowhard who made those misogynistic and racist comments? He lost his voice, his sponsors, and got arrested for drug possession - narcotics and Viagra without prescriptions. Gotta love the karmic smackdown."
by Professor Ninja August 10, 2012
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