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Slutastrophe

Noun: (considering the definition of catastrophe is "a momentous tragic event ranging from extreme misfortune to utter overthrow or ruin") a slutastorophe is a complete shit-show to end all shit-shows, only with sex
(in response to seeing Becca completely naked and sprawled out on the floor AFTER seeing a bunch of frat boys leaving the room and giving each other high-fives):

"Oh my GOD look at Becca! She used to be such a nice girl, but now she's just a total SLUTASTROPHE"
by Decadent October 28, 2011
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Slutasarus

Girl who only sleeps with guys who have a big dick.
"Bro you can't get her, she's a slutasarus... you're only 6 inches."
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SLUT ASS BITCH

most people named Savana or Scarlet. They tend to be bitches and have a new bf/gf every 2 days.
Savana is such a slut ass bitch, so is Scarlet.
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slutaste

I bow to the divine slut in you
If Namaste means “I bow to the divine in you”, then I suggest slutaste could mean "I bow to the divine slut in you". How wonderful to approach an ethical slut and to acknowledge their rights by greeting them with 'Slutaste'
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Slutastic

The art of which one sends nudes after being turned on by another person.
She liked the way I talked to her, it made her slutastic.
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Slumass

An absolute freak of nature. An anomaly. The type of being who carries with them the stench of a thousand dying rugrats. The type of person you would expect to see outside of a bar, asking for money to pay for feet pics. The opposite of a skibiidii dibidie do da do da rizzler, the epitome of a French fry in a seagull’s mouth.
That slumass tried to sniff my fart
by yourdad_sue April 9, 2024
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Slumass

slang for the common toenail fungus “tinea unguium”. It’s origins are from Victoria-era London, where the term was first used to describe a condition that was much more prevalent in the slums.
Nancy how’s that slumass treatin ya? Mrrow
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