Chord Slurper

1. The thing in an older model of vacuums that "slurps" the chord back into the vacuum.

2. Someone who performs oral pleasures on a male, (as in "slurping" the "chord.")

Ex.

Robert - I hate these new kinds of vacuums, you know? Like, at least the old ones had chord slurpers on them.
Hannah - A what?
Robert - You know, one of those things that slurps the chord back into the vacuum so I don't have to do it my self.

by ozzythefish June 3, 2009

Blacktop Slurper

A Blacktop Slurper can be someone who gives a blowjob to someone either during recess or P.E. But it also can be defined as pulling off to the side of the road and having your dick sucked.

"Hey Joey guess what happened at recess yesterday?"
"No way did you get a Blacktop Slurper!"
"Hell yeah I did Joey!"
"You are a legend man"

by Ricky Man Bobby June 16, 2017

slurged

when a person/people drink excessively.

"My mate got well slurged yesterday"

by MrTickleTits January 25, 2017

surgery

When a surgeon cuts you open, fiddles around with your insides a bit, sews you up again, and tells you that it'll all be painless. See hell.

I just had surgery two days ago, and it was HELL.

by Darla Washington May 5, 2004

Surgery Hug

A form of embrace that prevents or maintains minimal physical contact between two people, one of which has had recent plastic surgery done.

Made famous by Heidi Montag on The Hills.

"Heyyy, it's so nice to see you again!" (reaches out to hug)

"Ooh, wait SURGERY HUG!"

(awkward manoeuvring of arms)

by S Pratt May 16, 2010

rocket surgery

(n.) a play on words which mixes two common metaphors: "rocket science" and "brain surgery"

A line in a hilarious Chris Rock comedy act states that one shouldn't eat green meat. No kidding. It doesn't take a degree in rocket surgery to figure out something like that! ;oD

by fugitive247 November 7, 2004

brain surgery

anything that is very difficult or complicated

Finding the road to the office is not brain surgery.

by The Return of Light Joker June 2, 2010