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slobbadonkey

(adj.) 1)one who is extremely unattractive; busted 2)a mythical hideous creature
Damn, that girl was a slobbadonkey if I've every seen one.
by mathruD October 21, 2008
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Slobber Jobbed

To receive a very sloppy, wet blow job. Typically involves spitting and excessive amounts of saliva.
Rachel slobber jobbed me last night. It was so wet and sloppy I nutted her throat in about two minutes.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
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scubby gobbin

The order of Scubby Gobbin is a secret society of sophisticated free-thinking intellectuals that discuss high-brow current affairs. Contributions to discussion are generally conducted in low volumes, but of a high calibre - most commonly during bowel evacuation in the morning, or post-coitus in the evenings. Basically, a modern day equivalent of the illuminati, only less bavarian and more politically incorrect. It is often said that if Charles Dickens and Isaac Newton were alive today, they would be members of Scubby Gobbin. However, it is a rather exclusive society, there are less than 20 members of this group. It is said that one must complete a par-3 of 2L of milk in no less than 5 gulps to be accepted in to the group. There is no documented hierarchy of the group, which suggests it has leanings of a libertarian marxism derivative.
Ahhh I just took a huge dump, better tell the lads on scubby gobbin!
by Gary "Chooka" McGibbon February 10, 2018
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calf slobber

The foamy unappealing top layer of a pie; also known as merIngue. Would beaten, sugary egg whites have become a popular dessert if served solo instead of topping fruity goodness in a pastry shell? Probably not.
I would love to have a piece of lemon meringue pie, but it looks like it's coated in calf slobber.
by Idaho Vixen November 23, 2013
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autistic girl slobber

The saliva of an autistic girl, often obtained by being bitten lovingly or touching an item that has been bitten, licked, or chewed on by an autistic girl.
"Bro I think I just got autistic girl slobber on your bracelet"
by thehurgletguy March 1, 2023
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slobberknocker

In football, a good hard hit where you can see spit fly from the helmet.
Now THAT was a good slobberknocker!
by Suzzie September 27, 2003
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slobber

Don't slobber on her shoulder when you dance with her.
by Dan Drzewiecki November 5, 2003
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