slowth

Slowness. Generally sloth-like behavior, especially of computers or co-workers.

Caution: installation of too many Firefox add-ons may induce slowth.

by dml February 12, 2007

slowpid

Someone who is slow and stupid. Who cannot undertsnad things easily and when they do it is often slow.

That girl is so slowpid , is took her 2 days to figure out 2+2!

That gyu is so slowpid, he dind;t understand my joke, til a week later.

by Sammmeeeehhh October 12, 2008

Slowpoke

The sexiest pokemon alive, can also be used to describe mentally retarded people or in the harassment of people.

1) I was playing pokemon, but my slowpoke made me so horny i had to have some sex,
2) That kid is such a slowpoke, I mean really? Who'd shove a iron penis into their skull!?

by Sensei Slowpoke April 26, 2010

sloephia

that girl in samammish/snoqualmie that enjoys being petty, making fuckgirl musical.lys, and of course- fucking around with guys on snapchat. She likes being known as sloephia- meaning slut hoe, continued with the rest of her name. Her only advantages are having big tits and a pretty face, but don't be fooled, she's a bitch in disguise.

"Shit, is that sloephia? I saw her snapchat yesterday, id bang."

by bitchasshoe69 February 20, 2017

Slowpoke

Another word for Codene and Promethezene mixed with Sprite. lean

Sipping on the slowpoke moving like a tugboat smoking like a steam boat.

by TrippyAcidTrip June 3, 2018

Slophog

A slophog is a ugly fat woman who doesn't bathe that will put anything in her mouth.

That slophog wanted me to kiss her on the mouth after drinking old man cum from a trough.

by Taz the word man April 25, 2019

Slowpoke

The cutest Pokémon ever, Slowpoke is pink and has a long tail

You will just want to hug Slowpoke after you meet one...if only they were real.

by Claire Starwards December 2, 2021