Sloppy Joe

When you start off with anal and keep going until your penis has feces all over, then switch to vaginal and the ending result looks like sloppy joe meat.

Bro, Dustin and Jennifer made sloppy joe all night last night.
Ewwww

by Hi I'm Sully January 27, 2017

Sloppy Joe

A woman takes a shit on a man's chest. She then rubs it around on his chest using her vagina. (female version of the chili dog)

"Did you hear Trey got a sloppy joe last night?"

by crosieraye September 20, 2016

Sloppy Joe

When you eat a girl out when she is having her period. Much tastier than the one that you buy at the market.

Man, I was hungry last night. Luckily, my girlfriend came over and I had a Sloppy Joe.

by sloppyguy April 30, 2009

Sloppy Joe

The act of one person pooping into another person's rectum and then engaging in anal sex with the receiving rectum.

Did you kiss her?
No, but I gave her a Sloppy Joe.

by CaitlynJennersVagina January 11, 2016

Sloppy Joe

When you drop a deuce and your significant other uses the feces as lubricant to jack you off.

Mike, "Hey bro how was last night with Sally?"
Tom , "She tried to give me a sloppy joe but the stank of my dank made me go limp."
Mike, " Ya'll nasty as hell."

by Timmy 5 cocks December 27, 2016

sloppy joe

when two people have anal sex while one is constipated

guy #1: Fuck i made a mistake last night

guy #2: what happened?

guy #1: i had a sloppy joe last night

guy #2: wow you have some really bad luck

by Baron A June 3, 2010

Sloppy Joe

After fornicating a menstruating vagina (if you're stupid,after fucking a bleedin' pussy), rub your penis vigorously about her lips and chin, thus creating the illusion
of having eaten a Sloppy Joe.

I fucked that raggin' bitch then fed her a Sloppy Joe!

by DirtyFlyBoyz November 10, 2006