At SUNY Maritime, we have a tradition of Mugs giving each other a "Sloppy Joe." A "Sloppy Joe" is the act of rubbing and tugging until you get some baby batter in your hand. Walk up to a friend or foe and give them an old slap in the face with your baby juice. To make it extra sloppy, rub your hands together and get your protein shake extra tacky.
by DomerDDoijiojoij September 15, 2017
Get the Sloppy Joemug. When you start off with anal and keep going until your penis has feces all over, then switch to vaginal and the ending result looks like sloppy joe meat.
by Hi I'm Sully January 27, 2017
Get the Sloppy Joemug. When you eat a girl out when she is having her period. Much tastier than the one that you buy at the market.
by sloppyguy April 30, 2009
Get the Sloppy Joemug. Mike, "Hey bro how was last night with Sally?"
Tom , "She tried to give me a sloppy joe but the stank of my dank made me go limp."
Mike, " Ya'll nasty as hell."
Tom , "She tried to give me a sloppy joe but the stank of my dank made me go limp."
Mike, " Ya'll nasty as hell."
by Timmy 5 cocks December 27, 2016
Get the Sloppy Joemug. The act of one person pooping into another person's rectum and then engaging in anal sex with the receiving rectum.
by CaitlynJennersVagina January 11, 2016
Get the Sloppy Joemug. guy #1: Fuck i made a mistake last night
guy #2: what happened?
guy #1: i had a sloppy joe last night
guy #2: wow you have some really bad luck
guy #2: what happened?
guy #1: i had a sloppy joe last night
guy #2: wow you have some really bad luck
by Baron A June 3, 2010
Get the sloppy joemug. After fornicating a menstruating vagina (if you're stupid,after fucking a bleedin' pussy), rub your penis vigorously about her lips and chin, thus creating the illusion
of having eaten a Sloppy Joe.
of having eaten a Sloppy Joe.
by DirtyFlyBoyz November 10, 2006
Get the Sloppy Joemug.