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The Glass Slipper

When the only condoms a female carries with her is a Trojan Magnum, And if the condom doesn't fit she doesn't even waste her time.
That Blond Girl Last Night Tried To Pull The Glass Slipper On Me, Good Thing I Actually Fit.
by GTG Crew March 9, 2008
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Slippery Customer

Someone who is devious, cheeky and very naughty.

Because of these almost superhuman levels of deviousness, the actions of a 'slippery customer' cannot be easily controlled. Such characters can cause complete carnage in many different situations (any day of the week).

A 'Slippery Customer' is certainly not a valued member of society. In some cultures, using such a term to describe someone is the deepest form of insult.
Who is that sneaking off into the cafe toilets?

I'm not sure, but i've heard he's a seriously Slippery Customer.
by MarcusHasMassiveTekkers March 6, 2011
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Slippery Marshmallow

A slippery marshmallow is when you accidentally drop the entire roll of toilet paper into the toilet while trying to wipe your ass.
Dude i just finished taking the biggest shit, and i pulled a slippery marshmallow and had to use one of your hand-towels.
by DrowningInMagots April 18, 2008
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Slippery Kenny

Act of Pouring 10W-40 Motor Oil in a girls anus, and then having doggystyle sex with her.
Wow Jim I think I should have used 10W-30 cause when I gave her the Slippery Kenny, she almost went balistic
by Dan386 January 8, 2009
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slippery frisbee

Ejaculating in someone's mouth while they have retainers or dentures in.
Hey Todd! I gave your grandma a slippery frisbee last night!
by GuntherIII September 30, 2009
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slippery boi

One who knows the arts of being slippery
by Patback6969 September 25, 2017
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Alaskan Ballet Slipper

When a pussy has giant lips to help keep itself warm
I fucked her last night, she totally has an Alaskan ballet slipper
by farmersonly February 11, 2017
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