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i slept with ur mom

The ultimate insult. Topically used by 13 yr old on x box live who think their cool but who actually have no friends.
Adolescent 1: u succ!
Adolescent 2: I slept with ur mom.

Adolescent 2: *dies*
by dög June 21, 2021
mugGet the i slept with ur mommug.

I slept like coarse woody debris last night.

A foresters way to say:
"I slept like a log last night."
"I slept well last night."
"I slept like a baby!"
"That was some awesome sleep!"
"Hey! How did you sleep last night?"

"I slept like coarse woody debris last night."

"No way! That's awesome."
by forestrychick November 30, 2011
mugGet the I slept like coarse woody debris last night.mug.
"okay, nanny quits no sweat. it just so happens to be national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day"
by petethecatissoooocoool February 5, 2023
mugGet the national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-daymug.

Slept Old

When one is in a minor amount of physical discomfort, after waking from a period of sleep, due to the position/location of a body part/limb during the aforementioned period of sleep.
I knew before my feet hit the ground that I slept old last night and I'm going to need an ibuprofen.
by Suzette Rosdower September 11, 2020
mugGet the Slept Oldmug.

Slept

verb. slept\ ˈslept \; sleep; sleeps: To knock someone out cold.
Bro hit him with one punch and slept him.
by blem world April 6, 2022
mugGet the Sleptmug.

slept like a bag of spanners

Slang for having a crap nights sleep

Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'
Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'
by inniiit March 13, 2014
mugGet the slept like a bag of spannersmug.

Slept real good

How you well you sleep and feel after you take part in the action of sleeping with Mike
Gurl I was with went to bed with Mike and I slept real good last night
by Mikeyjr February 15, 2024
mugGet the Slept real goodmug.

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