i slept with ur mom

The ultimate insult. Topically used by 13 yr old on x box live who think their cool but who actually have no friends.

Adolescent 1: u succ!
Adolescent 2: I slept with ur mom.

Adolescent 2: *dies*

by dög June 21, 2021

I slept like coarse woody debris last night.

A foresters way to say:
"I slept like a log last night."
"I slept well last night."
"I slept like a baby!"
"That was some awesome sleep!"

"Hey! How did you sleep last night?"

"I slept like coarse woody debris last night."

"No way! That's awesome."

by forestrychick November 30, 2011

national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day

bojack reference LMAO

"okay, nanny quits no sweat. it just so happens to be national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day"

by petethecatissoooocoool February 5, 2023

fake-slept on

When the person you're communicating with pretends they are going to sleep to get off the phone with you so they can hangout with someone they like more.

I got fake-slept on by Nicole last night. She said she could barely keep her eyes and then ans hour later Jeff saw her at the bar with Ricky.

by donglethegreat June 24, 2023

slept like a bag of spanners

Slang for having a crap nights sleep

Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'

Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'

by inniiit March 13, 2014

briseis slept better than jaden

briseis will always sleep better than jaden because she’s just like that .

briseis slept better than jaden

by briseis slept better than jade April 25, 2022

I Slept Like a Homo

the human autonomic nervous system has evolved to respond to deep rectal stimulation — such as that experienced during a rectal exam involving a large cylindrical object — with an intense parasympathetic rebound effect. The parasympathetic nervous system is responsible for "rest and digest" responses, so this will put you to sleep

Got railed by a bbc last night and I slept like a homo

by SlangGodHomo June 13, 2025