Tree Slonkey

A mixture of the words "monkey" and "sloth". A tree Slonkey is a mythical creature that lives in a Forest. The Slonkey can be found hanging from a tree and making strange noises. The tree Slonkey urban legend originated in the UK, where sightings are increasing high. The Slonkey looks like a cross between a monkey and a sloth, hence the name.

Unimportant person 1: hey, what's that?

Unimportant person 2: what's what?

Unimportant person 1: that thing in the tree?

Unimportant person 2: it's probably a tree Slonkey.

by Asian_noodle(I'm not Asian) April 27, 2020

Emily Sankey

When you go on a night out and get absolutely embarrassingly wasted in front of everyone know every time you leave the house.

She went out last night to Trilogy and pulled an Emily Sankey

by Shmethan Shmope April 18, 2022

Penketh & Great Sankey

Penketh and Great sankey are working class neighbourhoods located in Warrignton, England. Theyre made up of low to mid income residents and have seen an increase in cultural/ethnic diversity overtime. They have slight issues with anti social behaviour and substance misuse among inhabitants but overall are standard working areas typically found throughout North West England.

Keenan: Theres been alot of new homes being built in Penketh & Great Sankey recently hasnt there?
Kell: Yea alot of young families and minorities have started to occupy the area while working in the nearby cities.

by deep fried children April 10, 2021

slanket

n. A cheap knock-off of a Snuggie.

That bitch stole my Snuggie and said it was her Slanket!

by SexyBabii November 17, 2010

slanket

A blanket with sleeves for females. If a male has one he is probably a fag.

I can't believe vin has a slanket. What a fag.

by Bobby Jones IV January 10, 2009

Sankey

1.n. The most amazing guy you will ever meet. He has a great personality and an even better education. He is very rich and can drown you with money. Any girl is lucky enough to have him.

“Yo John, I met Sankey and he is AMAZING”

by LT0614 January 15, 2018

Slanky

A combination of lanky and slimy. Used to describe people who are skinny and also possess slimy characteristics. Slimy characteristics include hitting on friend's sisters, mooching beer, and sleeping on bean-bag chairs.

That slanky f***er Hayden is hitting on my sister again. What a kike!

by slanky bastard June 30, 2010