a very confused,mean,lies to much,has pretty hair,can't make up his mind,someone who doesnt think he is broken up with a girl if she doesnt give him a good reason for breaking up with him.
by bob marley. October 16, 2008
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Get the Saben mug.Sladens are very hyper and out there, they love to make people smile and have a great time his bravery to stand for others is astonishing
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Get the Sladen mug.AKA, barcode known for his penut butter addictions, and known for enjoying deep fried bologna sandwiches, enjoys letting his jungle grow, and chasing around the local mud-crickets. Also jnow for Fetashishes with the lukes.
by Scuma luma May 4, 2022
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Sam: My god Mikey how far did you hit that golf ball? You just got the first ever hope in one on a par five!
Mikey: Nothing flies like a glittery Slazenger!
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Get the fuck-off-slaten mug.A caucasian member of a modern western community between the ages of fourteen through thirty-nine who is notable for his or her exceptional levels of laziness and cynicism. The sense of humor of the anglo-slaxen consists almost exclusively of sarcastic remarks; their diet consists primarily of fast- and snack-foods. They can most often be found lying on a couch, lip-syncing to their favorite television shows and movies.
That one guy who was in classes the first week of the semester and then never showed up again until the final is such an anglo-slaxen.
That girl I work with is a total anglo-slaxen.
That girl I work with is a total anglo-slaxen.
by Laura McSpadden January 9, 2008
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