Skits

To doing something a bit crazy to behave in a weird mood

"Bro did you see that skits party in Saturday night fuckkk"

by Fkn cob mate January 13, 2016

Pee Skis

When a man gets up in the morning to urinate after a night of sexual intercourse or masturbation and the urine goes opposite ways not hitting the toilet bowl but the wall, floor, or trash can.

Kurt Warner: Dude, when I used the John, I had a pair of "Pee Skis" !!(Throws touch down.)

Gary Busey: Go clean it up you fuckin' asshole !! And quit whackin' off in my house !!

by Shaners iroc April 22, 2010

skishing

A predicament of overt moistness when a lady finds herself in a state of extreme sexual arousal. For example; Fanny slaver, when a lady moistens, gushing.

Gary Barlow + Michael Buble = me skishing everywhere

Ere she just skished all over

Owauy, that Teesside minge king just skished

by Bucketfullofjizzpouritoverliz January 4, 2012

Skison

Ski season, winter.

Summer is cool and all, but I'm ready for the skison already.

by dalph September 23, 2011

skits cunt

It’s where your you something fucking sick

Friend 1: You you smoked some weed last night

You: Yeah it was skits cunt

Friend 1: shit cool cunt

by Skits cunt February 8, 2019

skiss

A skin kiss. When two people, who are inextricably spiritually & physically connected, touch skin-to-skin, they skiss, resulting in an electrifying feeling.

i touched skin with my soulmate last night... a beautiful skiss..... electrfying.... life-changing.... like i was on drugs....

by ohio_is_for_lovers_ March 11, 2021

Law of Skins

Pertaining to the British show Skins, this law dictates that any two characters in a drama of a sexual nature shall, at some point in the current episode or next, engage in intercourse.

*Tony and Effy appear on screen*
Guy 1: "They're gonna bang"

Guy 2: "They're related!"

*Later in the episode "Now fuck your sister!"*
Guy 1: "Law of Skins!!!"

by the_flash2001 November 7, 2011