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In Shining Armor

The most useless perk in Fallout New Vegas, added by the Dead Money DLC. Available at Level 2, for some reason, and requires 20 Repair, and 70 Science skill points. All because of one programming error, it has become the most infamous perk ever to exist since Here and Now. Even if you use unofficial bug fixes, it's still useless.
Person1: Oh boy! I levelled up! Should i take In Shining Armor? It sounds cool, since i wear Metal Armor!
Person2: Dude, don't take that one. Don't waste your perk point on this one.
by Truths and Facts May 2, 2021
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Prison Skiing

the homosexual act of dual, simultaneous hand jobs, as performed during a prison threesome by the beta inmate, as he is pleasuring two alpha inmates. Only, instead of ski poles, the said beta has a dick in each hand. Probably in his mouth, too.
Most nights in Parchman, Matt closed his eyes, and pretended he was competing in the Alpine Men's slalom competition, as this was the only time in custody that he felt like he was "winning." See, prison skiing was the only thing that would keep Dante and Tyrone from turning Matt's asshole into truffle butter.
by Realitea August 10, 2016
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skinning up

the art of rolling a joint using specially designed papers, eg rizlas.
fancy skinning up again?
by Amy the great October 25, 2004
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Shining Force

Turn-Based Strategy RPG with a large cult following. Also the name of the force the player controls throughout the series.
The goal of Shining Force II is to command the Shining Force to defeat the evil demon Zeon.
by LuneKnight September 17, 2005
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Alpine Skiing

A double handjob.
According to the song by Pansy Division...
"it takes 3 guys to do it right,
(they're gay, so could be 1 girl & 2 guys)
1 on the left and 1 on the right.
..just get your hands around two poles,
move 'em up and down in a steady motion"
Jim and I took Lisa "Alpine Skiing" and she was covered in "white" in no time.

You know those twins, Blaine and Blake? Well, when I saw the huge bulges in their pants I just had to take them to my room for some "Alpine Skiing" I could barely get my hands around their poles.
by BillShaite April 16, 2004
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apres skiing

The simple act of bar-hopping with out removing ones ski/snowboard attire. IE: jacket, goggles, hat, snowpants, ski/snowboard boots
Collins and I went apres skiing yesterday the second we got off the mountain. It's amazing how many women my snowboard shit will bring in.
by Steamboatdustin March 5, 2011
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skiving

Skipping school, or playing hooky, in England, as used by J.K. Rowling in the Harry Potter series,
The Weasley's skiving pills could give you any number of excuses to get out of school, including a fever, a bad rash or diarrhea.
by jdsmsl September 3, 2005
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