Simulation Toilet

A person using a display toilet in a store to test its capabilities and efficiency.

Yo that simulation toilet at Home Depot really knows how to treat your asshole after a trip to Taco Bell.

by HakunahYourTatas January 1, 2020

Simpatron

The initials M and I have a special relationship

Simpatron 3000

by Bda? September 21, 2021

simulationship

When two people act like a couple and pretend they love each other, using each other as a placeholder until they meet their true love. Usually there are no problems and both sides acknowledge it.

A: Do you want to get married to him?
B: No, were just in a simulationship. It's like an exclusive emotional open relationship ;)

by Eukie54 December 6, 2021

Simptilion

When being a simp just isn’t enough

21st century soldier always on the front lines of being a simp in girls Dms ; always fighting to get girls attention but never succeeds ; will most likey die on the battlefield a simp/ simptilion

by Simpgal101 December 26, 2021

Pimptation

When Government takes our money and spends erroneously but tells the people to budget/manage their money properly.

You know that was straight Pimptation to give Pakistan 500 million dollars to figure out if they have a penis or vagina but won't help out small businesses in America that crumbled during the pandemic. These gas prices are a result of Pimptation. We sell our oil reserves to China but we need it, that's pimptation.

by Cali Governor March 9, 2022

sightation

1. A verbal or written "wagga, wagga, wagga" for discontented wheezing.
2. Da additional "discontented wheezing" dat you produce in response to receiving said petty-a** censure.

Y'know, if people in authority would just let their subjects alone about minor issues, far fewer sightations would be necessary in da first place!

by QuacksO February 11, 2023

Sumpuation

Assuming in a situation

There was a sumpuation about his big dick.

by Asshole Samijo July 20, 2023