The Simpsons

1. A highly influential, oft aped, animated television sitcom. First aired in late 1989; originated as a recurring animated skit on the Tracey Ullman show, created by Matt Groening.

2. The family depicted on the show of the same name.

I like The Simpsons, they are an interesting family. Their trials and tribulations make for excellent television watchin'!

by Zach Block June 11, 2004

Ashlee Simpson

From a recent interview in "Lucky" magazine:

"I'm totally against it and offended by it," Simpson told Lucky magazine. "I'm going out to let my real talent show, not to just stand there and dance around. Personally, I'd never lip-synch. It's just not me."

Can we quote you on that, Ashlee?

What's next, an "accidentally leaked" Internet sex tape?

Ashlee (and Jessica) went to the Milli Vanilli School of Music Performance.

by A friend of a friend...who knows about Jessica October 25, 2004

O.J Simpson

A Man who can get away with anything

Yo, He just o.jed your ass

by JackOffJack January 10, 2005

Simpsonsquoteitis

The act of quoting various lines and script from "The Simpsons" repeatedly at any given moment when whatever is happening somehow reminds you of a Simpsons episode out of the hundreds of episodes you have memorized and cataloged in your brain. Usually this condition is uncontrollable and the quoter becomes a redundant speaking creature becoming closer still to using Simpsons quotes as a means of communication instead of language. These verbal regurgitates are met with varying reactions depending on whether the receiving party feels like joining in the quote-age. Some may recognize the quote but dismiss it, while others have been known to comment negatively on it, and then there are those unfortunate enough to not know what on earth you are talking about. These poor souls are to be pitied for their lack of Simpsonology. Remained unchecked this condition can potentially spiral out of control until the person is left believing the Simpsons' universe is real, becomes completely unpredictable and repeatedly sings the Itchy and Scratchy song.

Hi diddly ho neighborino!
Okally doakilly! or Get lost Flanders!

Ay Caramba!
Ugh . . . John is quoting the Simpsons again.
D'OH!!

Would a coward do this? BYE!!
Um . . . what?

Simpson eh? Excellent.
Dude stop doing that!

HEY HEY HUUHUHAUHAUHA!!!
Do'h!
OKALLY DOAKILLY DOO!!
Thank you! Come again!
Ha-ha!
Where's my danish?! YOINK! YOINK?
I'm smarter than the Devil! I'm smarter than the Devil!
YOU ARE NOT SMARTER THAN ME!!
Everybody loves Ned Flanders!
NOT ME!
Goddamn BOB you really got a bad case of Simpsonsquoteitis.

by HomerGhost December 23, 2009

Michael Simmons

A very handsome, outgoing guy. Always hyper and will act like a child but will be an adult when necessary. Asks a lot of questions, some about stupid things but sometimes funny. All around guy who every girl wants to be with.

(oerson)- I'm hungry.

(Michael Simmons)- Nice to meet you I'm Michael Simmons.

by Peacock 123456789 December 31, 2011

Simmons

The last name of movers, shakers, go-getters, and takers. They guayule and they hustle hella hard. This last name brings great fortune and is a blessing to have.

"Who is that? She's gorgeous must be a Simmons..."

by hustlersss October 13, 2013

Foamer Simpson

When a Beer is poured or cracked and foams at the top.

JC cracked a Bapple and the foam came rose out of the can. “JC bro you got a foamer Simpson.”

by Foamer Simpson January 10, 2023