A sexy woman which will one day be a billionaire . If you know a Simona you are a very lucky person. The best kisser and baby maker. She is often misunderstood but later has the best future. Simona is: always correct, beautiful, fun, clean, courageous and powerful. She has wonderful leadership skills and can kill you.
Guy 1: That Simona is so hot...
Guy 2: I want to marry that Simona so bad....
Girl 1: Ugh, she is so pretty... I'm so jealous...
Guy1: Shut up bozo
Guy 2: I want to marry that Simona so bad....
Girl 1: Ugh, she is so pretty... I'm so jealous...
Guy1: Shut up bozo
by Honey pop 🍯 🍭 November 21, 2021
Get the Simonamug. Very involved in the Cock and Ball Torture community. You can ask Simonas about any CBT technique and he will demonstrate enthusiastically. Is usually very short and has a slow internet connection
by Homoboi June 1, 2019
Get the Simonasmug. Simona is a women that loves Beauty
She hates sniffing and loud noises and sometimes quite noises
And anything that’s alive.
Unless it’s got fur and that’s more important that anything.
She likes to drive... her buggy
But isn’t very good at going up and down curves or other obstacles.
Her reversing skills always leave a lot to
Be desired.
We wanted to put learner plates on the buggy but unfortunately it’s plastic and we only had the magnetic ones in the shop.
On a good day you can see her grinning, looking like a bunny rabbit, on a bad day, you will get absolutely obliterated for having a cold.
Sometimes she farts in her sleep and then denies it, legend has it she can smell what you’re doing from over seas.
She hates sniffing and loud noises and sometimes quite noises
And anything that’s alive.
Unless it’s got fur and that’s more important that anything.
She likes to drive... her buggy
But isn’t very good at going up and down curves or other obstacles.
Her reversing skills always leave a lot to
Be desired.
We wanted to put learner plates on the buggy but unfortunately it’s plastic and we only had the magnetic ones in the shop.
On a good day you can see her grinning, looking like a bunny rabbit, on a bad day, you will get absolutely obliterated for having a cold.
Sometimes she farts in her sleep and then denies it, legend has it she can smell what you’re doing from over seas.
by XZAV...HALP MEH March 5, 2020
Get the Simonamug. Simona is a spectacular name that also means beautiful, fresh, annoying, lazy, an amazing actor and a dinglewigglebob fairy😘💗🦶
Simona is beautifully tired😘🦶
by Simona10 July 10, 2022
Get the Simonamug. by AVa setcase ;) 8====D May 30, 2022
Get the SImonas familymug.