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semi-skimmed homo

Semi-skimmed homo (sem•ee•skim•ed•hoe•mo)

When you have that one friend that adds "no homo" to the end of every homosexual thing they say, you refer to them as a "semi-skimmed homo" (1% homosexual).
"I want her to sit on my face. No homo. I'm straight I swear."

"Alice, you're a semi-skimmed homo."
by cindybuttsmacka November 1, 2014
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Simmer

One who loves to play any of The Sims games.
Mike loves to play The Sims 2. He's a simmer.

Mike has all the expansion packs. He's a true simmer.
by pixiedoopz November 1, 2008
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Shimmed

Deceived by a man's appearance into thinking he is a she. To get shimmed or be shimmed is to check out what seems to be a hot chick but turns out to be some fuckin' dude. She is in fact a him; hence, to be shimmed. Transvestism is not necessary for shimming, which more often occurs in everyday situations with long-haired males, sometimes but not always driving in that Jag convertible up ahead in the next lane. To be shimmed is always painful, but is made most acute by grizzled facial hair and direct eye contact with the shim.
Dude, I got brutally shimmed driving in to work today. Saw this hot skinny jogger in gold spandex leggings but when I got around to the front it was a fuckin' sunbaked old man! Goddamnit!
by Proctologist74 September 23, 2011
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simmer down

simmer down- to simmer down is to simmer ones self control and to keep ones peace of mind at a controlled state. the term coined by hockey players has expanded throughought the world.

original founder DZ
simmer down KL
by dzdzdzdz January 18, 2012
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Simed Out

A hangover caused by playing to much of the Sims.
I played the Sims 2 all day yesterday, I'm so simed out it's going to take a week to sober up!
by Spyro4President January 3, 2008
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Simmeri

SIM.MER.I.
A person who watches tv just for the commercials. 2. only watches for the breaks in between shows. 3. Turns on TV for the programs that are played during the intermission
Person: Are you watching Hannah Montana?

Simmeri: Yes, but im only watching it, to wait for the commercials.

Example 2:

Person: Whats you favourite show?

Simmeri: The mini wheats commercial!
by MrsJonas December 9, 2008
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simmadown now

slang for simmer down now,also means calm down now
Barry!Simmadown now!
by Matt February 10, 2003
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