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Simi Valley

- Meth capitol of the world
- KKK capitol of the US
- Where all the girls are down.
- Filled with Bros and Brohoes
- Their Football team never wins
- School with the most STDs
- Also known as slimy valley
Guy1: Hey, i this girl thinks your hot. You down?
Guy2: Yea for sure. Where she from?
Guy1: ...Simi Valley
Guy2: Awh FUCK THAT.
by cleantofrontsquat December 29, 2009
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Simi Valley Showdown

Recognizing Simi Valley as the porn capital we came up with this. This requires 2 men staring each other straight in the eye while masturbating simultaneously. The "winner" would be the person to complete the task first. Looking down is strictly forbidden!
What do you say we settle this dispute with a good ole fashioned Simi Valley Showdown?

He got the role fair and square after he won the Simi Valley Showdown.
by GetCrunk88 January 31, 2010
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simi valley high school

A big school full of fake bitches.
Well come to Simi Valley high school where everyone gets fucked over
by Nioop September 11, 2019
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Simi Valley Rap

The rap scene located out of Simi Valley, California. It kind of sucks. The main subject matter is girls, especially ones named Zeina. “Naali keep it real” and “They Stan Mateo” on SoundCloud pioneered the genre
Did you hear Cart by They Stan Mateo? It’s a highlight of Simi Valley Rap
by hubsta May 24, 2022
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Simi

Incomplete; somewhat complete

😒It’ll just have to work; satisfactory;
That Might be enough;
It’s Mostly done, it should work..
I thought the concert was going to be Do₽e, but the headliner got sick. The opening performances came out out pretty hard though, so it wasn’t too disappointing.
Well, I take that back, it wasn’t bad at all. In fact it was simi Dø₽e.

😌 🫱🏾Now TH¡§Ssš is PRECISELY the way

🧣🫴🏾d¡s word should be applid..

😼 🫱🏾 As of this moment, you’ve been

🫴🏾 “ Partially Made Official “ having been

simi Welcomed and all..
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Simis

The blue chipmunk in Alvin and the chipmunks. His name is definitely not Simon.
"Alvin is the red chickmuck and simis is the blue chickmuck and the green one i cant remember his name no joke."
by Hapine person May 19, 2020
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Simi

A god among men. He can finesse, freeze, finagle (the three f's) and ride your bitch before you could even think of hiding your bitch. He is the Santa Clause of Thanksgiving, serving all the naughty hoes top shelf gravy while leaving you the leftovers. While you may consider the coldest place on Earth the caps, this is not true, as this fucking rad lads wrists are known to "make a grown man shiver" as quoted from a rap verse from his as of writing, latest rap "Magic". Even if you thought you hid your hoes well, be it flex season, he is capable of sensing bitches within a 20 mile radius. Hiding them to that point will be futile as he will be inside your dining room by then, helping himself to all the dark meat on the turkey dinner while talking both your mother and your dentist into the deli isle at the nearest super mart. If your girl is home too, it's no use resisting. He will be sitting her down at the table too while keeping you at the kiddie table with your little brother. He is your worst enemy. He is your Dad. But most of all, he is - Yung Gravy.
Simi is a fucking beast
by Bierke September 9, 2020
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