Shrewd simian

Synonymous for saying someone is one hell of a smart monkey.

Ex 1:
John: Well I’ll be a monkey's uncle! Steve Jobs has made Apple more valuable than Microsoft on the market!

Justin: There's no doubt he's a shrewd simian.

Ex 2:
I just saved a lot of money by switching to GEICO! Call me pretentious, but this car owner feels like one shrewd simian!

by ShrewdSimian June 4, 2010

simicide

Having so little in your life that you decide to end it all by buying The Sims 3 and playing until you waste away.

Giving your life over to a big brother type voyeuristic game with the knowledge that the more of a life you try to give the game, the less of a life you will have.

I was so bored with my life i decided to commit simicide, but my graphics card wasn't good enough.

by Roxy Firestorm June 12, 2009

similak child

A girl that was raised on artificial breast milk and thus received optimum nutrients and a bad ass booty.

From Black Sheep - Similak Child

That similak child is drivin me wild

by guy July 27, 2004

samir

The king of all kings; someone who knows whats what. Can also be someone who gets all the girls by just winking at them; player.

Man, look at that samir. I wish i could be like him.

by cooleoguy12 December 29, 2007

Simian Servant

A monkey butler. Similar to the monkeys in the PG Tips adverts, but in a waistcoat, carrying a silver platter.

Martin Keown

by The Artful Codger May 18, 2004

Samira

Samira, is a person who is sweet and beautiful, can be vain at the best of times.
Never timely or punctual!
She has a great smile and laugh!
Men love her, she is followed everywhere she goes..

Oh i wish i was a Samira!

Samira

by dorothy5467 February 3, 2010

Samir

A syrian kind hearted man, who helps everyone in need, very lovable. Once you fall in love with with him, you die inside when you dont see him or hear his voice.

He is a Samir, He is my life.

by ruhi for ever January 10, 2011