- Meth capitol of the world
- KKK capitol of the US
- Where all the girls are down.
- Filled with Bros and Brohoes
- Their Football team never wins
- School with the most STDs
- Also known as slimy valley
- KKK capitol of the US
- Where all the girls are down.
- Filled with Bros and Brohoes
- Their Football team never wins
- School with the most STDs
- Also known as slimy valley
Guy1: Hey, i this girl thinks your hot. You down?
Guy2: Yea for sure. Where she from?
Guy1: ...Simi Valley
Guy2: Awh FUCK THAT.
Guy2: Yea for sure. Where she from?
Guy1: ...Simi Valley
Guy2: Awh FUCK THAT.
by cleantofrontsquat December 29, 2009
Get the Simi Valleymug. Recognizing Simi Valley as the porn capital we came up with this. This requires 2 men staring each other straight in the eye while masturbating simultaneously. The "winner" would be the person to complete the task first. Looking down is strictly forbidden!
What do you say we settle this dispute with a good ole fashioned Simi Valley Showdown?
He got the role fair and square after he won the Simi Valley Showdown.
He got the role fair and square after he won the Simi Valley Showdown.
by GetCrunk88 January 31, 2010
Get the Simi Valley Showdownmug. by Nioop September 11, 2019
Get the simi valley high schoolmug. The rap scene located out of Simi Valley, California. It kind of sucks. The main subject matter is girls, especially ones named Zeina. “Naali keep it real” and “They Stan Mateo” on SoundCloud pioneered the genre
by hubsta May 24, 2022
Get the Simi Valley Rapmug. Incomplete; somewhat complete
😒It’ll just have to work; satisfactory;
That Might be enough;
It’s Mostly done, it should work..
😒It’ll just have to work; satisfactory;
That Might be enough;
It’s Mostly done, it should work..
I thought the concert was going to be Do₽e, but the headliner got sick. The opening performances came out out pretty hard though, so it wasn’t too disappointing.
Well, I take that back, it wasn’t bad at all. In fact it was simi Dø₽e.
😌 🫱🏾Now TH¡§Ssš is PRECISELY the way
🧣🫴🏾d¡s word should be applid..
😼 🫱🏾 As of this moment, you’ve been
🫴🏾 “ Partially Made Official “ having been
simi Welcomed and all..
Well, I take that back, it wasn’t bad at all. In fact it was simi Dø₽e.
😌 🫱🏾Now TH¡§Ssš is PRECISELY the way
🧣🫴🏾d¡s word should be applid..
😼 🫱🏾 As of this moment, you’ve been
🫴🏾 “ Partially Made Official “ having been
simi Welcomed and all..
by SumDumYung🖕🏾😌🖕🏾LiteraryAcrobatic October 2, 2023
Get the Simimug. 
"Alvin is the red chickmuck and simis is the blue chickmuck and the green one i cant remember his name no joke."
by Hapine person May 19, 2020
Get the Simismug.