by Froggo boi January 16, 2022
Get the Sidewalk Smartmug. When a seeming inanimate and/or stationary piece of sidewalk jumps up and hits an individual leaving a mark remarkably similar to that which would be result of falling on said sidewalk. Almost exclusively happens to heavily inebriated people very early in the morning just after the bars closed. Closely related to the attack coffee table, attack wall, attack bench attack toilet, attack door and attack light post.
Bunny: OMG!!! Bambi, what happened to your face?!?!?!?
Bambi: You won't believe this! Last night after the bars closed I was walking home with that hottie I met, the sidewalk just reared up and whacked me right in the face!!!
Bunny: No WAY!!!! Maybe you were drunk and you just fell.
Bambi: WAY!!!! I wasn't drunk and I didn't fall. I swear it was an attack sidewalk!
Bambi: You won't believe this! Last night after the bars closed I was walking home with that hottie I met, the sidewalk just reared up and whacked me right in the face!!!
Bunny: No WAY!!!! Maybe you were drunk and you just fell.
Bambi: WAY!!!! I wasn't drunk and I didn't fall. I swear it was an attack sidewalk!
by OdiesRant January 29, 2010
Get the Attack Sidewalkmug. Someone that lives or makes a living on the sidewalk. This includes bums, homeless, sidewalk performers, etc.
by CaptainZ November 20, 2007
Get the Sidewalk Piratemug. An individual who defecates on a public sidewalk in front of a group of unsuspecting passers by. This individual generally lurks around corners and waits for large groups of tourists before making the sidewalk his canvas.
Ramon: Oh my god, is that guy's entire ass out?
Scott: Let's cross the street. That guy looks like he is a textbook sidewalk painter.
Bill was tired of the noise outside his house, so he hired a sidewalk painter.
Scott: Let's cross the street. That guy looks like he is a textbook sidewalk painter.
Bill was tired of the noise outside his house, so he hired a sidewalk painter.
by UpperCanadianCanvas October 12, 2009
Get the Sidewalk Paintermug. by danaphosaurus December 12, 2007
Get the sidewalk salemug. When a cop pulls you over and runs field testing for intoxication. ie. Walk a straight line, stand on one foot while touching your nose and sticking your tongue out, and everyones fav. say the alphabet backwards. The Olympic events vary by location. GOld medals given to super drunk drivers who proclaim to the Officer, "I'm not drunk, I am just really tired from staying up drinking all night."
officer: "...Excuse me but can i have you get out of your vehicle and run the intoxicated relay for me."
drunk driver: "Sure, i can do that."
...And heres the lighting of the Sidewalk Olympics torch.
drunk driver: "Sure, i can do that."
...And heres the lighting of the Sidewalk Olympics torch.
by CHUCK45 October 16, 2005
Get the Sidewalk Olympicsmug. A rabid fan of The University of Alabama. These fans have never set foot in a college classroom, nor have they ever been to a game. These are the fans that spend their waking hours on chat forums of their rival schools spewing hatred. They hate your team more than they love their own.
Tyler01 is a typical sidewalk alum. He spends a good part of his day on Auburn message boards flaming the AU grads and putting down their alma mader, yet he never attended Alabama.
by AUalum91 September 7, 2008
Get the sidewalk alummug.