sicilian slide

When a guy slides down between the bed and the wall to hide from his girlfriend's incoming parent(s). This is most common with Sicilians because they are usually fucking girls they shouldn't be.

Foreigner: "Hey I tell you what, I almost got caught the other night. I had to slide down between the bed and the wall just before her parents came in."

Duder: "Whoa man, you did a sicilian slide? Damn, that's always a close call!"

by westfalia December 21, 2009

Sicilian Swap

After a night of drinking or partying with a friend you swap underwear in the morning instead of putting on a new clean pair. There are variations of the sicilian swap as well. There's the Blind Sicilian Swap where a group of people who wake up after a night of partying all throw their underwear in a pile and each person closes their eyes, grabs a pair and puts them on. The Jerry Maguire Sicilian Swap; this is a little more complicated. One person decides they'll leave a little a poop smudge in the undies and the next person to wear them adds their own little poop smudge and says "you complete me."

Hey bro, how about you and I do a sicilian swap in the morning? I say we all do a Blind Sicilian Swap!

by DumbStuff July 17, 2017

Sicilian choke hold

A sexual act, wherein a female firmly grips the root of a male's scrotum, while gently patting the balls.

The whore charged me fifty euros for a Sicilian choke hold!

by SmallAmountOfNeck July 19, 2012

sicilian golf

sicilian golf is an act where the male ejaculates on the females skull. He can score 3 different scores: the rough (the hair), the hole in one (the mouth) and the green (the face)

sorry i missed your call, i was playing a quick round of sicilian golf and i kept hitting the rough.

by johnlovescock October 21, 2013

Sicilian Prank

Chess gambit where you blundered your Queen.

He's used the Sicilian Prank and lost the game.

by Crabification Man December 9, 2020

sicilian shocker

(Founded by a young italian woman.)The act of when a woman inserts an electric shock pen into her vagina.

Fine, I don't need you...i got the sicilian shocker.

by Tomas Paul October 1, 2008

Sicilian Rain Forest

The massive amount of pubic hair found in the genital region around the testicals, penis and in the gooch of a Sicilian man. Often mistaken for small vicious mammals such as the wolverine. Has known to drive sane people insane, scar small children, and swallow women whole as they attempt fellacio. In order to be trimmed, the Sicilian Rain Forest must be tackled by a hedge trimmer or chain saw. Exercise extreme caution if confrontation is made.

It took Dave almost 3 months to shave his Sicilian Rain Forest. It cost him him $23,000 and 13 hired mexican migrant workers.

by RalphyWiggum October 25, 2005