shwifty

the definition of shwifty is dominique monae isom. she is very shwiftylishous

“omg did you see that girl dominique? she’s soooo shwifty”

by shwiftygurl August 1, 2018

shwift

when you are mowing your lawn and a furry reptile walkks into your hand shouting SHWIFTY FIVE SHWIFTY DIVE SHWIFTY LIVE!.....

you grab this reptile by the facy and quickly dispose of it under your wife's skirt.

i shwift (ED) the friggity FROPPITY last morning.

by Kixk toppa hata in your balls January 21, 2008

shneif

Either an Insult or Compliment depending on the tone of voice in which the verbal linguist chooses, it can mean, Dickish, Tight, etc

-Dude, that was a real Shneify move you douchbag
-He's Tha Shneif McBallstein

by JulioG August 17, 2007

shwefing

the new way of doing weed
into ur ear and trying to get it out the other

Stop shwefing, you'll go deaf.

by iRyr0§ §icknasty! November 28, 2007

Shweef

To shart and queef at the same time.

Guy: Bruh! What the fuck is on your shorts?
Girl: I was camping and shweefed, but had no tp.

by TheRealOneJames July 9, 2016

Shleifin

Basically means what what ever the fuck you want it to mean

Girl one- omg his shleifin is so shleifin big!!
Girl two- don't be a shleifin about it
Girl three- stop shleifin yourself

by YogiBear4219 April 21, 2017

Shwife

A married woman who used to be a man.

I’d love to stay for another beer, but my shwife needs to get a wax.

by House Shwife June 17, 2018