hand-shuttle

The act of masturbation by moving your hand up and down the penis emulating the launching of a shuttle craft over and over again.

"Billy, what were you doing in the bathroom so long!"
"I was launching the hand-shuttle mom!"

by Goldleader February 21, 2008

Spit Shuttle

The unintended launch of expectorant in the midst of conversing.

Oh, dude...sorry 'bout the Spit Shuttle!

Dude! you just hit me with a Spit Shuttle!

by mantrum December 5, 2009

shuttlecrash

Related to 'spacedock', the shuttlecrash is where two lovers simultaneously shit hole-to-hole, with the shits meeting in the middle.

LuAnn lay facedown on the bed, and Craig squatted over her and locked his ass cheeks to hers. They shuttlecrashed for a few minutes before he finished her off with a tossed salad.

by heliostenn December 21, 2009

Semen Shuttle

Rocketed from the scrotum in speeds that break the sound barrier. It gets stuck in hair, ruins bed sheets, whitens teeth, causes lazy eye, and in some cases my force you to pay monthly child support checks.

Last night this girl was giving me a plumbkin so I decided to blast my semen shuttle right into her eye.

by poopieweinerhole March 27, 2010

shuttlecock

The Bidie played with in the game badminton.,..The greatest pun for T-shirts ever made! and your teacher/ principal cant ban it cuz it refers to a sport!

Suck my shuttlecock!
I love Shuttlecocks

by Hanna Sender May 13, 2005

shittles

Primary cause of halitosis.

Woah, Rich, your breath stinks. What have you been eating, shittles?

by orleansperish November 20, 2007

Shuttlecock

The hairstyle of a man who has a bald spot, but still has long hair.

My friend, I know you want to rock, but the shuttlecock does not help. The long hair with the bald spot is like the see-saw shared by the obese man and the anorexic. It is unbalanced my friend, and not a very fun ride.

by Roadside Jesus April 7, 2008