stumped

Term used to describe, when you fuck something up very much.

"Dude, you were supposed to play music as a DJ - but instead you crashed your friend´s car!! You are an idiot!"
"Yeah, I´m sorry I stumped your wedding. I was drunk AF"

by Stumpoline August 28, 2023

Phone-Stumped

when your just about to answer your phone and then they hang up

ey yo i just got phone-stumped by my buddy joe!

by boogymanatecheese July 27, 2021

[cunt]stumped

When a woman's potential to get laid by a man is thwarted by her girlfriend.

Lindsay, on the verge of going home with John the supermodel for the evening, was suddenly cuntstumped by Simone her bitter, resentful, and inebriated best friend who claimed she lost her keys and needed a ride home.

by Dumbass Dave May 13, 2006

Stumped

Stumped: adj: when your girls trippin and it ruins your ability to get a hard on

My girl stumped me last nighr

by SoInspired October 16, 2017

Shuped

At the end of the work day, everything is looking good and you think you are all set to go home on time. But, then your boss comes over and lets loose with an emergency task that comes out of nowhere and drops on you like a boulder. You are not going home until the wee hours. This work is often something that should have been dealt with by a project manager much earlier in the week, but instead it is last minute and is now your problem.

Employee 1: Dude, I am all done today. Let's go get drinks!

Employee 2: Crap! I can't I just got Shuped. I hate this job.

by dingo_jim July 13, 2012

Slumped

A one shot hit to any area of a person that debilitates them for a large amount of time.

When I got robbed they slumped me on the head with a 9mm.

Luckily I took it like a man (cause I was drunk) and their asses ran down the street.

But due to the massive slumping I needed 3 staples in my head, and I bled ALOT!

by GhettoNeophyte February 18, 2009

spumped

The condition of pulling into a gas station and forgetting which side your gas tank is on.

I was trying to tank up my boyfriend's car but I pulled into the gas station and got spumped.

by Mimi Lintvedt July 19, 2005