neck scruffing

To pick up an animal by the scruff of the neck.

Psychologically, neck scruffing works well on ferrets as a way of telling them "Hey, I am your new parental figure; you need to listen to me".

by Ozzy Nelson, peTrainer May 30, 2006

scruffalufagus

Any person, male or female, who has gone without shaving, shaping or trimming the areas they normally shave for such an extended period of time that they could be mistaken for Big Bird's best friend.

I went a whole week without shaving once. Producers from Sesame Street were started calling me and asking why I hadn't shown up to work. I was a real scruffalufagus.

by theadamkomar January 10, 2010

Two Shrub Rub

The act of intercourse.

"I didn't have children until the two shrub rub."

by replicant5k September 10, 2009

shluffy

Sleep.

"It's late. Time for shluffy!"

by Oh Tired One March 28, 2009

Scruff the Gruff

To Scruff the Gruff, is to go down on an extremely somewhat not attractive female.

James:"Hey did you see Jenny this weekend?"
Bradley:"Yeah man."
James:"Well did you scruff the gruff?!"
Bradley:"Hell yes I did; she is so tender."

by Baconburger w/mayo June 11, 2006

shrub

A type of bush that is grown usually outside homes and offices.

The most popular, and most descriptive nickname for our current President, who has just as much intelligence as the type of bush described above.

Shrub is an accurate description of the President.

See also: Bush, George W.

by jesster79 January 19, 2006

Shluff Like A Champ

The need, nay, the biological requirement, to take a lengthy nap, more so than any other type of resting period.

It may also be phrased as "straight shluffin'."

Dude, I could shluff like a CHAMP right now. You know what? I'm gonna.

Yo man, are you awake?
Nah, I'm straight shluffin'.

by Colonel Shluff Sanders May 9, 2011