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when you are explaining some serious tea and you have proof

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by k_19@rosebud September 23, 2018

screen name

An alias or online name that someone selects to be known under, while chatting or posting a personal ad.

Person A: Hey! If you're online later, message me!
Person B: I dont have your screen name :(
Person A: It's SoccerBabe4476

by SeiyaKou304 June 14, 2006

Big Screen TV

An older woman.

I really wanted to take a shotgun to that big screen tv

by Tron Call March 22, 2009

blue screen of death

Microsuck's warning that uses complicated addresses to warn you that you are running Windows.

The fatal screen that showed on Windows 98 when Bill Gates unveiled the "great" operating system.

Windows has crashed. I am the blue screen of death. No one can hear your screams.

by CaptainCumshot April 12, 2007

screen hopper

A person who, when some people are playing a split screen video game in which the object is to kill everyone else, and somebody looks at another's screen to see where he is and then ambushes him/her.

R Plant: The only reason you killed me was because you looked at my screen.
Bon Scott: No way!
R Plant: Screen hopper.

by joecool 227 August 27, 2009

5 on screen

A 5 one screen is the act of getting 5 kills (preferably with a sniper) on Call Of Duty where all 5 kills show up on the kill feed.

Kid 1: *hits a 5 on screen* HOLY SHIT NO WAY!

Kid 2: Jesus Christ what the fuck no way!

Kid 1: It was on that nimrod using the LSAT too!

by Gwif July 3, 2017

The Blue Screen of Death

the true "blue screen of death" is much more rare than the screen many claim it to be. For those who say it is the screen that says "fatal error" and "press ctl+alt+del" you are WRONG. that is a blue screen but it isnt the BSD. the real Blue Screen of Death give a lot more information and starts out with "a problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer." This screen means your computer is hosed. Completely.

the screen i have gotten many times was blue, however it was not The Blue Screen of Death

by M.P.H December 13, 2006