Squeef

Noun

1. While a queef is usually involuntary, a "squeef" occurs when a woman has mastered the art of queefing and can squeeze one out at will.

2. A voluntary queef.

"Whenever Joanne is around another woman she doesn't like, she stands next to them and squeefs."

by billebllunt December 8, 2013

Squeef

Squeef - Sum of squeak + queef; transitively synonymous of "queak." A squeaky higher pitched effervescent queef of a frothy mixure of lube and vastly oppressed air pressure escaping from vagina or anus with a Doppler affect growing louder reaching its peak then winding down to a still as fluid and fizz subdue.

Squeef used as a verb - Cytheria is so virgin-tight, she will squeef after pumping her full of air with all the imperative lube to penetrate her.

Squeef used as a noun - Conservative Republican politicians squeef as they filibuster factual information.

by Stoopidbiznotches January 6, 2016

squeef

for a female or post-op transsexual to harbor a pocket of air in the vaginal canal and release said air while simultaneously sneezing. the force of opposing pressures may cause all said air to expel.

Susans allergies were flaring up whilst switching from doggy to missionary causing her to squeef.

by boogie666 August 29, 2018

squeef

a queef that is accompanied by a skeet

uhh, cindy, did you just squeef?

by that weird kid next door April 16, 2007

squeef

the sound of a queef from a mouse.

what you get when you cross a squeek and a queef.

the mouse squeefed during intercourse.

the mouse squeefed loudly when i picked it up.

by al gore 92 June 1, 2009

Squeef

A a combination of a squirt and a queef. Usually induced during intercourse, however, can occur as a result of excitement or surprise.

Jody was so shocked at the sight of Tony jumping out of that closet that she squeefed her pants.

or

Although both flattered and aroused, Tony couldn't help but later feel disgusted by the thought of Jody squeefing all over his face. He would be more cautious while going down on her in the future.

by CaptainHowdy25 January 21, 2010

shqueep

Wet bubbly fart usually followed by diohreah and is often uncomfortable

ryan: jord mate mostafa just shqueeped
jordan: dirty sod
ryan: not my fault he has no bowel controll

by Ryansleftnut April 29, 2008